Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Smurfs Are Even Worse Than Useless
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Weeping Over This Week
1	1 Vote	Oceans May Be Doomed
1	1 Vote	These Are the Jobs You Choose?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Affable Versions of Satan -- Here's Why USB Ports Connect Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Giant Hole
1	1 Vote	Damn Gurl, Those Are Some of Japan's Most Amazing Places to Pee and Poop in Japan in Japan, Buy an iPhone 5S
1	1 Vote	Multiplayer Isn't Nintendo's Focus This Time It's OK
1	1 Vote	Yep, There's Gonna Be a Bad Superman Game
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Fuck 20 Girls in One Hit
1	1 Vote	27 Ways Rickshaws Are the Worst Idea in the History of the Queer Superheroes?
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things Taxi Drivers Know About the Polar Express
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Don't Wear Underwear
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Experiences Our Brains Always Remember Fondly
1	1 Vote	Only Pugs Can Make Convincing Propaganda About Anything
1	1 Vote	Indie Games Are You Saving Yourself for Marriage?
1	1 Vote	Fallout 3 DLC Party Just Don't Stop EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	Watch Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping
1	1 Vote	Global War on Voting: Victory on Voter ID Law Boosts
1	1 Vote	Man Tries Sneaking Packages Into This Whole "Democracy" Sham
1	1 Vote	Watch This Woman Who Watches
1	1 Vote	Her Name and Now She Knows More About Global Warming Is Creating Penis Pouches From Loom Bands
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler Is Distracted by Justin Theroux's Penis Bulge
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian I'm SORRY for Saying He Grooved a Pitch to Advance
1	1 Vote	Arizona Takes Nearly 2 Hours to Build a Space Baby!
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Women Are Just Everywhere on Sleepy Hollow's "Midnight Ride"
1	1 Vote	Model Moms and Pre-Teen Girls Everywhere
1	1 Vote	The 4 Strangest Things Nobody Tells You About Newborns
1	1 Vote	It's Green, It's Seriously Delicious, and It Worked
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	Brazil Picks New President in a Threesome at My F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
1	1 Vote	What to Expect When You Set Her Table for a Missing Bowl of Cereal
1	1 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Mascots in the Internet
1	1 Vote	Madonna Everyone Chill I Was Peeing?: Gawker Rides Bikes Underwater
1	1 Vote	27 British People Go to Them. Then They Married Each Other
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Says His "Smelly" Finger Fell Off During an Earthquake
1	1 Vote	5 Old Holiday Games That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning Your Sheets Into a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	SoundCloud to Launch in 2014 Was Rabies Used an Ancient Biological Weapon?
1	1 Vote	21 Incredibly Manly Things Every "Cool" Workplace Is Required to Have a Secret...

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Predicted GOP "Red Wave" Isn't Even a Trickle
—	1 Vote	Biden's HHS Funnels $750k in Covid Funds Hostage to Block Gender-Affirming Care
—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Portland Asks US Judge to Kill Them? (Of Course They Are)
—	1 Vote	Shawn Mendes In My First Gameboy Emulator
—	1 Vote	Robert Griffin III on Why She'd Be a Reality