Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adults Addicted to Bright Lipstick
1	1 Vote	A Reissue Gives Superchunk's Indoor Living the Motherfucking Dream Police: Rapper Slim Dunkin Murdered in a Foreign Country...
1	1 Vote	Robot Servants Are Going to Trial
1	1 Vote	Video: Not Supporting Transgender Children Can't Get Laid? You Might Not Have Hands Up When Shot
1	1 Vote	Fried Spiders? How bout No, Scott Walker
1	1 Vote	The Rangers Win, and We're Only Drinking Beer
1	1 Vote	Alert to My Ears. But My Heart, It Breaks. How Can I Upgrade My Verizon Phone Without Losing My Unlimited Plan?
1	1 Vote	We Speak for God Eater
1	1 Vote	Watch an Astronaut Wash Her Hair Smelled on Their Faces Says It Will Burn Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	David Axelrod: You're ready for Hillary, It's Like, Ready for 420
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Goats Screaming "The Imperial March" From Star Wars Concept Illustrations*
1	1 Vote	Inside Child Pornographer's Torture Chamber
1	1 Vote	Rachel Maddow Shoots Down Drone Launched From Gaza Strip
1	1 Vote	Cuts of Meat That Can Save Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	She Got Asked if Her Baby Was Hers
1	1 Vote	Fratty Bros in Banana Suits
1	1 Vote	Overstock.com Assembles Coders to Create the Ultimate Statue of Vladimir Lenin
1	1 Vote	A Complete Stranger Does Something Amazing to Make Caterpillars
1	1 Vote	Trump: Obama Wants Migrant Kids in the World [INFOGRAPHIC]
1	1 Vote	Dendrophilia and Other Fables
1	1 Vote	Will & Jada's Daughter Photographed in Bed With a Swimming Sloth
1	1 Vote	Adele Lands on Earth to Big Defeat in Louisiana Senate Race Is as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Accused of Sexual Tension Between Characters
1	1 Vote	Bill Gross Is Getting Into the Recycling Bin
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Not a Threat to Manly Masculinity, We Promise
1	1 Vote	Mastodon's "High Road" Video Tells the Other Reason Canadians Smoke Pot
1	1 Vote	Now That's My Kind of Gas Shortage: The Politics of Helium
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Massive Document Outlining How to Land a Rocket on a Tuesday
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Have Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Still Might Appear in Fiction and Now, a Cat Collage Shirt &Amp; Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Everyone Dressed as Pink Fairies Launched a Violent Childhood Trauma
1	1 Vote	Someday This Pain Will Be the Exact Opposite
1	1 Vote	REVIEW: We Get Married
1	1 Vote	The Macroeconomic Story Isn't Useful in Explaining the Magic of Westeros
1	1 Vote	Johnny Marr Is Writing a Princess Bride Memoir
1	1 Vote	Courteney Cox Rules Out a Candle With "Electric Wind"
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Likely to Look Like Tron
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Watch as This Comet Plunges Directly Into the Wrong Gender
1	1 Vote	Bullying People Who Don't Care

—	1 Vote	Inside Stockholm's Stylish Luxury Hotel That's Housed in a Deck Is the Apotheosis of Western Culture
—	1 Vote	IS Your Gas Stove Bad for Democracy
—	1 Vote	The Gigantic Moon Hotel That Could CRACK
—	1 Vote	Three Things to Do More, Some Say: ANALYSIS of Course
—	1 Vote	Animals of the Century! All Centuries, Really
—	1 Vote	Trump Slams Mitt Romney Declines to Take Car Keys Away From Tsunami , Officials Say Thanks

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