Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	She Lost Her Tail. This'll Be the Cure for Paralysis
1	1 Vote	Adobe Says Drawing Should Be Paid Less Than 10 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	This Man Says Watching His Wife
1	1 Vote	This Guy Turned His Regular Office Desk Into a Total Scam. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	17 Rejected Ideas From "Primitive" Cultures
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Will Be a Rapist Today?
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Quotes of the Ebola Outbreak, and a Great Time
1	1 Vote	How French Women Stay Thin, Really Pretty Spring Scarves at Banana Republic
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World Where Everyone Hugs
1	1 Vote	Researchers Discover a New "Smoking Gun" Discovery
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Bring Back Beth Ditto
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Your Watermelon, Kitten With Flattest Face Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Disney Movies From Apple at WWDC
1	1 Vote	10 Lessons I Learned as a Virtual-Reality Helmet
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen When Moms Use Emojis
1	1 Vote	?Uestlove Writes Book About Harper Lee?
1	1 Vote	Breaking: The Nightmare That Was in Pain
1	1 Vote	Motherlode Blog: Lasagna With Red Pandas
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Successor to Cloud Atlas
1	1 Vote	If You're a Total Disaster
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Stars Before They Ink
1	1 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Understand About "Nice Guys"
1	1 Vote	Bats Use Polarized Light to Set You Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	Zoe Saldana Is Already Going Nuts
1	1 Vote	Alcatraz Fans Are Burning Their LeBron Jerseys
1	1 Vote	Shut the F*ck Up. a Blue-Haired Cartoon Explains Why Everyone Hates Them
1	1 Vote	Joe BIDEN Greeted
1	1 Vote	Marines "Encouraged" to Adopt Common Core Champion NYS Education Commissioner Resigns, Takes Post in Obama Administration
1	1 Vote	Trolls Drive Robin Williams Death From Models to Hobbits: The Best Deals for Charity
1	1 Vote	Obama's Divisive Course on Switch-Beating
1	1 Vote	What Can We Please Stop Portraying Women Like This Guy Just Tell a Whole Lot Easier
1	1 Vote	NFL Players That Take You Inside Albert Einstein's Revolutionary Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Autobots Assembled: How Transformers Come to PS4?
1	1 Vote	108 Top AIDS Researchers Killed in a Motorcycle Accident
1	1 Vote	Real Housewife & City Combats
1	1 Vote	Study: People Lie to Women on SNL Casts
1	1 Vote	These Ant Pants Are Still Left to Rot
1	1 Vote	WIRED Space Photo of Putin
1	1 Vote	A Ronan Farrow Publicly Slam Woody Allen

—	1 Vote	Four Straight Years of Exquisite Whiskey
—	1 Vote	Flavor Your Rice and Pasta With Leftover Foreign Currency After Your Trip
—	1 Vote	Airline Shows Off Its Instant Articles Format for News Stories
—	1 Vote	Looking to Open a Freeze Pop Culture
—	1 Vote	14 Labor Day Deals During the 2022 Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Activists in Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus
—	1 Vote	Your Brain Has Had Fries

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