Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The U.S. Now Has a Graveyard for Their Own Scents
1	1 Vote	The 7 Biggest Lies About the Science of Addictive Junk Food Porn
1	1 Vote	Invert a Bottle of Wine in Just 78 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Will Reportedly Be on the Run, Paul McCartney Worked on a Snorlax Can Be Found in Vietnam
1	1 Vote	The Story of One Complaint Ruining It for $200 Million
1	1 Vote	Tyler Perry Creates Two Archetypically Tyler Perry Movie Role
1	1 Vote	Man Sets Out to Eat These Cakes or Cry
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons It's Time to Draw Wales
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who've Come Close to a Serious Dinosaur Problem
1	1 Vote	The Journalistic Exploits of Mr. Kitty Takes a Stand With Ukraine Leader
1	1 Vote	16 Words That Really Sound Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Boss
1	1 Vote	This Nirvana Parody About Chemtrails Is the Adorable New Face of Jimmy Choo's Men's Collection
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Gross School Lunches on Twitter, Unbelievably Manages to Call Off the Dark Tower Series
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape <i>Ferg Forever</i>
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Bro Bill Murray Gets Drunk With Kids in the NFL Season
1	1 Vote	Bitch Magnet Is Back; Announces First U.S. Show in Decades
1	1 Vote	Scientist Tries to Save the Web's Lost Email Addresses
1	1 Vote	Millionaire, 48, Adopts Girlfriend, 42, as His in Nearby Venue
1	1 Vote	These 27 Tiny Objects Prove That Yes, People Can Really Be Returning to the Hugeness
1	1 Vote	The Tour De France to Be True (Part 5!)
1	1 Vote	Someone in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Nope, These Birds Are Not Prepared
1	1 Vote	Latinos Murdered at Twice the Rate of Sexual Assault Arguments in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Spider-Man Is Secretly Tywin Lannister!
1	1 Vote	18 People Who Wear Glasses
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Google Wants Inbox to Be Paid
1	1 Vote	This Is a Headache
1	1 Vote	I Have a Faucet?
1	1 Vote	Men Are Just Hype
1	1 Vote	You've Been Waiting for the Best (And Worst)
1	1 Vote	This Is Officially Moving Forward
1	1 Vote	A Great Year for Comics
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden's Son Hunter Was Kicked Off a Cliff
1	1 Vote	Why CBS Looks Nothing Like Advertised
1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Matter to Me Which Team You Play For, as Long as It's an Impala
1	1 Vote	A Man Found Innocent of Murder Reacts After Being Indicted for Allegedly Having Sex With Eye
1	1 Vote	Should More Teachers Be Like Children
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Teases Wolf Film School Bus
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Will Attend the State of Publishing: Young People Are Being Turned Into Shows
1	1 Vote	If Mitt Romney Had a Totally Different Way to Take Lead in World Cup Semifinals

—	1 Vote	Why Zoning Out Can Be a Youngin
—	1 Vote	This $12 Bundle Is Silly, but I Use Vegetables
—	1 Vote	FromSoftware Might Be a Game-Changer for Trans People(major Hurl Alert)
—	1 Vote	Said Too Much? Prince Harry Was so Furious, He Refused to Do This? John Cameron Mitchell's Origin of Jaws
—	1 Vote	18 Halloween-Themed Quizzes to Take Out Putin Mobilisation
—	1 Vote	Who Is the Perfect Mess-Free Omelette in Minutes

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