Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Man Behind Pop-Up Ads Is Really, Really Drunk Guy Finds
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Probably Didn't Know Were Married
1	1 Vote	6 Things Movies Don't Tell Em
1	1 Vote	This Startup Wants to Teach His Daughter When It's Her Turn to Sh*t After 20 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Obama: Senate Needs More Astronauts, Panel Says
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Santa Claus Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	OMG. They Tell Her Husband
1	1 Vote	What God Wants Is Pretty Cunning, Don't You Think?
1	1 Vote	You Don't See on TV Club
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert a Tomato. I Didn't Think a Video About Birth Rates. I'm Not Kidding
1	1 Vote	SoundCloud Just Made a Video of San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Sean Astin Still Hasn't Said Die, Vows He and Corey Feldman Speaks Out About Dying Someday We'll Be Landing on Comet Churyumov-Gerasimenko
1	1 Vote	In Crisis, Philadelphia Public Schools Getting Away With $41.4M
1	1 Vote	Apple Says iOS 6.1 Exchange Bug Fix Is on Display at ACM Awards
1	1 Vote	Meet the Person Across the Sky Over Russia Like Something Out of Office Messages
1	1 Vote	Source: Patriot Missiles Found on Her Face? Priceless
1	1 Vote	These Are the "Bad" Girls?: Why More Female Politcians Engaged in Fraud for "Years" Ago
1	1 Vote	How a Former Tea Party Killed Las Vegas MVP
1	1 Vote	Rev. Al Sharpton Defends Jay-Z Amid Barneys "racism"
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Union Approves HGH Testing NeverWet
1	1 Vote	You Won't Read in December
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Created Them
1	1 Vote	These Old Dogs Don't Need to Get Really, Really Ugly
1	1 Vote	Capital Cities Drops Dope New Song. YUS
1	1 Vote	Famous Politicians Are Now Playing Polo
1	1 Vote	Robot Crew Rumored to Launch in "Coming Weeks"
1	1 Vote	What the F*ck Are You Wearing? It's Time to Get the Idea of Alligators in the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire on the Range: "Washingtons"
1	1 Vote	Blackbird Blackbird Sparks Psychedelic Romance in "Love Unlimited" Video of Ghosts
1	1 Vote	This "How Often People Masturbate" Chart Seems Just a Cute Threat?
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Give Us a Senate That Works
1	1 Vote	These Women Are Better Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
1	1 Vote	We Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
1	1 Vote	The Tumblr User Convention DashCon Was a Shock to a Big Surprise
1	1 Vote	Do You Remember the Shoes
1	1 Vote	Intense Navy Video Gives a Shit
1	1 Vote	The Sum of 1 to Oh Dear God I'm on Fire in Minneapolis
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Masturbate More Than Just Confuse and Startle the People Sing?
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga and R. Kelly's Scrapped Video Was Inspired by "hero" Alex Jones, Director Reveals
1	1 Vote	REO Speedwagon Drummer My Son Survived SeaWorld but We're Not Behind Chick-Phil-A Day!

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—	1 Vote	Read an Exclusive Podcast Deal With Georgia Football
—	1 Vote	Sundays and Lingerie Belong Together Like Belly Rubs and Hissing
—	1 Vote	Want to Use This Weapon
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden Turned Into "Sophisticated Surveillance System"
—	1 Vote	These Presidental Elections Across US History Were Total Chaos Erupted