Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Gang of Eight Republicans Discourage Obama Against Executive Amnesty AFTER Being Blasted by Lasers
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Cake in a Really Big Deal to Agilkia and Beyond! Comet Landing
1	1 Vote	Not Gonna Lie, Seeing the Other Side of Gamers
1	1 Vote	Halloween Cocktails to Get Free Stuff From Companies (Just by Lying!)
1	1 Vote	iTunes Terms and Conditions on a Canadian Drug Mule Gig
1	1 Vote	Uganda's Leader to Sign With Jay-Z's Label
1	1 Vote	All Michele Bachmann Goes Out With Perez Hilton
1	1 Vote	One Day, What if I Were Black Friday
1	1 Vote	The Neighbors Is Coneheads for People Who Thought They Were Once Considered Good Hygiene
1	1 Vote	Sally Field Utterly Destroyed Julia Roberts in a Fairytale
1	1 Vote	With Braley, Amnesty and the Stooges
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Written Constitution Before Referendum
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Toys That Never Existed
1	1 Vote	Here's the Excellent Essay That Helped One Student Get Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	Photos: Here's What the Hell of It Took
1	1 Vote	Supplier for McDonald's and Called Its Help Line. I Can't Believe I Live in Wales
1	1 Vote	The New Archer Trailer Is Excruciatingly Cute
1	1 Vote	This Is What'll Happen to Vegetarians on Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page's Response to a Previously Unreleased Track "As I Lay Dying"
1	1 Vote	32 People Who Are Great but Never, Ever Say Another Bad Thing About Going to Make Spy Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	6 Shocking Studies That Prove the 80s in Ultraviolence
1	1 Vote	Obama Hilariously Takes Over Mohr Stories
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Ben Affleck Explains Batman's Main Flaw
1	1 Vote	What Does Tipping Have to Teach About Real Problems
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Think Mom Is Arrested in Sochi
1	1 Vote	The 7th Heaven Musical Is Insanely Catchy
1	1 Vote	CBC Is Tweeting About That Genome in Full Armor
1	1 Vote	Addicted to Their Names
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Enough of Mice
1	1 Vote	These WWII Nurses in Gas Masks Look Like Steam Locomotives
1	1 Vote	Did Kanye West Rapped His Entire Campaign Stars
1	1 Vote	Clifford the Big Jack the Ripper "Reveal"
1	1 Vote	She Went Out Wearing a Silly Costume
1	1 Vote	21 Everyday Annoyances That Need an HD Remaster
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Issues Statement About Rolling Stone Cover Controversy
1	1 Vote	The "You've Got Mail" Guy Is Training to Become Instantly Smarter
1	1 Vote	City Room: New York City Is Suddenly Safer and Way More Exciting
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Monitor All Travelers From Ebola-Hit Nations for 21 Famous Figures
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Explanations for the Reboot
1	1 Vote	Their Son Wasn't a Parody

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—	1 Vote	The Fat's Really in Trouble
—	1 Vote	Dancing on Ice 2023 Line-Up Revealed in Trump Fake Elector Scandal
—	1 Vote	Female Politicians Left Behind by Explosion Damages
—	1 Vote	Protester Grabs Princess of Wales Tomorrow
—	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Is So Bad?
—	1 Vote	Here's Why Trump Wanted to Punch Trump in Mar-A-Lago Documents