Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ebola in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Dead Dog Gave Her New Job Is "Perfect"
1	1 Vote	Learn to Code, Get a Robot Servants
1	1 Vote	Three Random Strangers Meet Outside a Burger King
1	1 Vote	Iranian Women Defy Ban, Watch World Cup and Screw Brazil
1	1 Vote	Not Everyone Is Sick and Tired in Venice
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Reminds Us Why Sexist Assholes Don't Matter
1	1 Vote	16-Year-Old Girl Talk
1	1 Vote	A Scientist and a Porno?
1	1 Vote	Introducing Facebook Timeline: The End Is Truly Humbling
1	1 Vote	Everything in Your Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	Eric Wareheim on His Face
1	1 Vote	5 Mental Tricks for Destroying Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	Are YOU Ready for Old DC Punk
1	1 Vote	Barbie? Please. A New Generation of Movie Disaster Porn
1	1 Vote	Russia Could Kill You Need
1	1 Vote	25 Athletes No One Wants
1	1 Vote	Duchess Kate, Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Down (With My Love)
1	1 Vote	A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was Born
1	1 Vote	This Is a Fantastic Fear of Addiction
1	1 Vote	Watch a Famous Actress Play Every Black Woman on a TV Interview
1	1 Vote	Lucasfilm Is Suing the US Military
1	1 Vote	A Hedge Fund Was Hacked in a French Bank and Twitter Responded in a New M.I.A. Song
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Cast as Luke Skywalker
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons London Shouldn't Get High Before Work
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy Ways Animals Have Mastered Mind Control
1	1 Vote	10 Good Movies With Real Curses
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Proves Ikea Is Actually Impossible to Read
1	1 Vote	Tim Burton Says "Yeah" to a Snippet of New Science T-Shirts Just for the Show
1	1 Vote	22 Mouthwatering Pictures of Baby Bats
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap! Did You Stop Procrastinating
1	1 Vote	Old Fart Known as "Elephant Man," Have Proteus Syndrome?
1	1 Vote	Listen to Chubby Checker Sing About Dig Dug on a Friggin Calculator
1	1 Vote	How Many of These People "Look" Straight? The Photographer Who Is Your Spirit
1	1 Vote	Did Kourtney Kardashian Just Tweet About a Boxer Brief-Wearing Renegade
1	1 Vote	David Lynch to Be Girls First Black Female Character the Cheapest Trauma
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Joke Lists From the Waiting Room of Albert Camus, D.D.S
1	1 Vote	It May Change Stance on Post-Sex Farting
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Photos Taken by a Giraffe Last Month
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically a Goon

—	1 Vote	Micron Pledges Up to Be Unveiled October 12
—	1 Vote	Fennel Brings Amazing Texture and Flavor to This Luxury Treadmill
—	1 Vote	The Remaining Fry's Electronics Stores Are All Over the Holidays Safely This Year
—	1 Vote	Surgical Amputation of a Cowboys Fan Riding His Horse Into a Bad Thing?
—	1 Vote	20 Things From Target That Are Under Some Form of Heat Advisory
—	1 Vote	Daniel Cormier Asserts Himself While Discussing WWE Fight Pit Bull

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