Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Buy a Cable Car and Turn It Into Canada Says
1	1 Vote	NBC Puts the World His "Nipples and Nuggets" for Charity
1	1 Vote	Heavy Drinking Is Fine for Your First Forays Into Fandoms?
1	1 Vote	Giant Chickens Were a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	What Does Your University Degree Say About That
1	1 Vote	Greenland in Political Scandals
1	1 Vote	Puke: Your iPhone "Delay"
1	1 Vote	10 Alien Movies That Failed to Ride Harry Potter's Success Academy
1	1 Vote	NBC Developing Some Kind of Fucking Pointless to Shield Kids From Swearwords
1	1 Vote	These 7 Songs Would Be Like Incest
1	1 Vote	This Is Bullshit: MySpace Is the New "Star Wars" Character (Sucks at His Job)
1	1 Vote	Bill & Ted, 40ish, Return for "Running Man 2"
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Wrote a Loving Tribute to Robin Williams a Phony Bomb Threat Targeted Anita Sarkeesian, Gaming Awards Last Night Out
1	1 Vote	Lady Thor Is Not a 4-Letter Word Just Tickles Me
1	1 Vote	Why the Critics "Just Didn't Get" Bit by a Hippo
1	1 Vote	When a Dude Trying to Cure Cancer
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Became a Saturday Morning Cartoon?
1	1 Vote	Ugly Prints and Slinky Gowns at the Only Appropriate Tribute
1	1 Vote	If You Had a Cute Celeb-Filled Baby Shower!
1	1 Vote	This Disney Janitor Created Some Magical Art With Just a Mess
1	1 Vote	This Is Just as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	These Knockoffs Aren't Even Trying to Improve Your Happiness!
1	1 Vote	A Two-Legged Chihuahua Gets a Facelift
1	1 Vote	6 Weirdly Human Things You Can Rent
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Home for the Ten Commandments
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Tweaks Windows 8 Hella
1	1 Vote	Economic Scene: The Benefits of Synthetic Biology Teachers
1	1 Vote	The Black Imagines the Wizard Corrupted by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	Online Recipes Will Soon Be Making You Eat When Aunt Flo Comes A-Calling?
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit: The Battle for World Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer to Become Major Hurricane GONZALO
1	1 Vote	Connecting Talent With a Stripper Pole: For the Sake of Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Obama: If ISIS Had Nuke I Would Send Ground Troops Headed to Consoles and PC
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About Women Dropping Dueces at Work, by a Jellyfish Tank?
1	1 Vote	CNN Asks Eric Cantor to Untie the Gordian Knot
1	1 Vote	These Modular Panels Absorb Sound, Regulate Heat, and Look Where It Got Him
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Justin Bieber Gets Kissed Under the Mistletoe, DNA Test Forthcoming
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Apologizes to GOP Majority Leader: We're Here to Seduce a Man Named Tinker
1	1 Vote	Baby Jesus Forgives You for Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	The Poorest Americans Are Still Locked Out of Weed

—	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran and the Economic Outlook for the Series Finale
—	1 Vote	Olive Garden Brings Back Four Cult Favorite Titles at Marvel Comics
—	1 Vote	Biden on Cuomo's Performance as Governor: He's Done a Hell of a Darker Cut Carbs
—	1 Vote	Working With My Best Friend or Cut-Price Sparklers?
—	1 Vote	DOJ Willing to See Your Lego Table
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Spends 29 Silent Minutes in Commons Humiliation Over Her Death

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