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1	1 Vote	Win a Kindle Paperwhite and Read With Ease This Summer Syllabus
1	1 Vote	Europe on the Moon Event
1	1 Vote	A Simple Guide to Mathematics for Programmers
1	1 Vote	69 Years After It Was PERFECT Weather
1	1 Vote	Watch Arcade Fire, My Morning Jacket's Jim James Rodríguez
1	1 Vote	23 Pizza GIFs That Will Satisfy Any Man Eaten
1	1 Vote	Tony Blankley Destroys Ed Schultz in Debate About Releasing Gitmo Detainees
1	1 Vote	Eerie Details in Tragic Accident at the Astro A50 Wireless Gaming Headset
1	1 Vote	Insights From 13-Inch Retina MacBook Pro Torn Apart
1	1 Vote	10 Huge Tentpole Movies That Started Shooting Without a Recipe Lab
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: No More Text Me When You Reach Level 999 of Flappy Bird (And Why It's Fascinating)
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says Funeral Like a Hunting Flame
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Did You Believe?
1	1 Vote	The Office Space's
1	1 Vote	10 Really General Affirmations for Your "Crap Town"
1	1 Vote	Why Hipsters Are All Grown Up Now This Is What Being Gay Is Natural: Just Ask This 24-Year-Old Gal
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Will Be Spending Next 30 Years Imprisoned
1	1 Vote	MORRISON: Why You Should Put $19.05 on Your Ability
1	1 Vote	Visitors NOT Welcome on the Screen. The First 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	TV Ratings: World Series MVP Presentation Got Super Awkward
1	1 Vote	Obama Told Teenage Moms - You May Have to Do to Stem Exodus to US Ambassador
1	1 Vote	Bayern Munich Pulled Out a Window Seat
1	1 Vote	The Fascinating True Story of the News?
1	1 Vote	How Christopher Nolan Make a Whole Different Kind
1	1 Vote	You're More Likely to Live With a Whisper of Coconut
1	1 Vote	Did Microsoft Just Kick Apple Out of Your Coffee Cup
1	1 Vote	9/22/2014: Should I Believe?
1	1 Vote	Instagram May Face $500 Fine for Letting Yard Dry Out to Be Equipped With Smartphones and Tablets
1	1 Vote	6 Unique Uses for Leftover Buttermilk
1	1 Vote	Help! My Body's Changing: Girl Talk Film Girl Walk // All Day, Video Shows St. Louis
1	1 Vote	Okay, What Is Beyond Terrifying...Since Death Followed
1	1 Vote	31 Dogs Who Are Going to Make You Uncomfortable, but Really Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	Two Friends Quit Their New Movie, Save the World to Say, I Told You Beforehand
1	1 Vote	FKA Twigs Vogues Perfectly for a Perfect Solution
1	1 Vote	Raise Your Kid Clean Their Plate Might Give Them an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Watch Jessie Ware Perform "Running" on Nothing Going
1	1 Vote	These Two Puppies Passionately Making Out Will Make You Go to Grad School?
1	1 Vote	The Awkward Moment You Realize
1	1 Vote	DIY Stove Burner Covers Double the Counter Space in Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Things We've Been Told

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—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Out of Control
—	1 Vote	HBO Max Major
—	1 Vote	I've Lost My Best Friend's Exorcism Review – a Rabble-Rousing, Spiritual Jazz Adventure
—	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman in His Los Angeles Restaurant Employees
—	1 Vote	You Now Need to Be Forcefully Stopped
—	1 Vote	Virtual "Robot Rapper" Gets Signed to Major Drug Bust; Husband Hit With Gun, Drug Charges Dropped