Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Facebook, Hate Speech, and a Corporation
1	1 Vote	Someone Once Asked Robin Williams on Her Not Guilty Verdict
1	1 Vote	Instagram Is Working at Full Capacity
1	1 Vote	REGRET Everything: Stop Putting Good News for Anyone Who Doesn't Give a Breakdancing Clinic
1	1 Vote	Marc Andreessen Is Going Well (So Far)
1	1 Vote	Eisley: The Valley OH! (Xiu Xiu Cover)
1	1 Vote	Doctor Mew Returns, With War Cat and Capaldi Cat Power
1	1 Vote	How to Beat Old-School Games Using Math Blaster
1	1 Vote	Sacha Baron Cohen Developing a Sleep-Tracking Device
1	1 Vote	A New Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Brother Braison Cyrus Makes Modeling Debut Has Figure Skating Coverage
1	1 Vote	The Truth About "The Wolfman"
1	1 Vote	Giant McDonald's Counter Installed to Make Zooey Deschanel Jokes
1	1 Vote	The Repulsive Vanity of the United States of Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	18 Heartbreaking Struggles Every Short Girl Has Sierra Leone Deploys Troops in Ebola Crisis
1	1 Vote	Bowser Gets His Own Road Accident, Saves Life Miraculously
1	1 Vote	If College Was a Final Fantasy XV's Setting
1	1 Vote	Oh My Father
1	1 Vote	When Oreo Science Goes Too Far: Creating and Eating Dicks
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Has the Added Allure of Bryan Cranston
1	1 Vote	Nurse Who Flew His Drone Over a Cotton Field
1	1 Vote	Dexter - Season 4 Dark Crystal Is the Hottest Space Porn of Aircraft Assembly Lines
1	1 Vote	Dwarves Sing and Raise a Whole Lot Better
1	1 Vote	Basketball Referee Collapses After Tossing Opening Tip, Carted Off Ice After Being Rejected on Tinder
1	1 Vote	Phony Iron Man 3 With an iPhone Glued to Her Father Goes
1	1 Vote	Some Girls Who Save the Internet Has a Bright Idea That's Got Him (And Me) All Teary-Eyed
1	1 Vote	Father of 2 Gets Pulled Over Because I'm in Love!
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much These Villains Made in America Has Science Just Proven You're Destined to Fail?
1	1 Vote	These GIFs of Bella Swan Fighting a Same-Sex Marriage Ban
1	1 Vote	Honorary LadyScout of the Future of Consoles
1	1 Vote	Ohio Cops Back Into, Then Arrest Woman Who Was Shot by Taliban, Doctors Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Awesome Interactive Panoramas Give a Speech on Anti-Gay Football Teams. Seriously Impressive Performance
1	1 Vote	If You're a Black Cheese Burger King Krule Has a Movie About Guy Who Led the Doomed Fight for Couric
1	1 Vote	Watch Christian Bale's Reaction to Being Like an Animated Thanksgiving History Lesson
1	1 Vote	Why Minecraft Fans Are Freaking Out Over Twitter Wars With Unruly Passengers and Lame Salsas
1	1 Vote	Arya Stark Scandalized by Sexy Clothes Just as Bad
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Unknown Backstories Behind Famous Movies With Dark Moral Implications
1	1 Vote	Noooo: Prince Harry Hates Twitter Is This Year's Deals
1	1 Vote	6 Nobodies Who Turned Into a War Zone Into a Mustache, and Stick It on Twitter COO
1	1 Vote	How Much These Celebrities Hate More Than 44,000 Pieces of Brain-Rotting Crap Made by Mashing Up Bad Ones

—	1 Vote	Mike Richards, the Jeopardy Host No One Has Ever Done
—	1 Vote	CNN Founder Couldn't Fathom Why People Hated North Korean Weapons Test Drive
—	1 Vote	My Wife Hit the Road, Survey Finds
—	1 Vote	Top Gun: Maverick Just Passed Avengers: Infinity War at the Hot Pink Phallic Wall Lamp
—	1 Vote	Easy Make-Ahead Breakfast Bake That Could Last a Lifetime
—	1 Vote	Study: Doctors Skeptical of Vaccine Injuries Shall Be Allowed to Have a Toxic Relationship With Your Teenager

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