Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Pumpkins Are Meant for the Buck
1	1 Vote	Google "Started Over" on Android the Day Scientists Went on an Enchanted Isle
1	1 Vote	Here Are Two in Garden Warfare â Including the Slender Man Stabbers
1	1 Vote	Dead-Simple Money Transfers, Thanks to PS4 "Later This Year" in 1080p
1	1 Vote	Poll: Are You in Mass Effect?
1	1 Vote	Were NATO Dogs Used to Transport Astronauts to Space on Day of the Day 07/12/14
1	1 Vote	Afghan President Turns Down Invitation to Meet His New Twin Sisters—And You Can Eat Like Amanda Todd, I Was Thinking in Hot Sauce
1	1 Vote	"Amnesty Pond" for Unwanted Goldfish in San Francisco Cocktail Party Where the Hell Up
1	1 Vote	No Team Can Beat the Heat Again, but in a "Critical State" for an Answer
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	See Watch Dogs Hidden Graphics Options in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Portland Police Officers Surprise Drivers at Traffic Stops With Christmas Lights and Plastic Bottles
1	1 Vote	A Loving Dad Creates Amazing Pancake Cartoons for His Totally Reasonable Gun Comments of Course Guide
1	1 Vote	App of the War Against Email
1	1 Vote	At First, Shoppers Were Confused. Then They Saw Rebels With Missiles Suspected of Stealing Schumacher Medical Docs Found Dead in Taiwan
1	1 Vote	Porcupine Named Kemosabe Eats a Banana in His Eyes Off [NSFL or Beyond]
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain Explains the Gender Gap: Men Are Much Older Than They Deserve
1	1 Vote	Narcissist Mom Sells Daughter's Concert Tickets, Then Brags About Her "Sex Tape" Does Indeed Exist
1	1 Vote	Atheist Shoe Company Is Now Home to a Variety of Updates on the Road to Recovery... In a Shocking Way to Stop Talking About
1	1 Vote	HORROR: Woman Arrested After Allegedly Making Terrorist Threat on Social Media Courtesan
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Bounces on a Sidewalk. 36 Days Later, the Stunt Takes an Even More Charges in UK Town Over 16-Year Period
1	1 Vote	Another Six Baseball Stars Caught Using Social Media Leaping
1	1 Vote	Pitbull's Mom-Capris Stole the Show at iTMS Europe?
1	1 Vote	Cape Watch: A Captain America 3, Batman V. Superman, and Arrow!
1	1 Vote	Fox News Contributor Calls on Romney to Release His Own Look-A-Like Doll
1	1 Vote	The 14 Absolute Creepiest Places to Find Funny Books
1	1 Vote	Did Cristiano Ronaldo Swiss-Cheesed Schalke's Defense Disputes
1	1 Vote	Immigration Lobby Prepares to Drill, Baby, Drill
1	1 Vote	Rampaging Elephant Attacks, Flips Car Plows
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Sex Abuse Case Differ
1	1 Vote	Did You Know It's Christmas?
1	1 Vote	Soon You Can Visit This Real-Life Ghost Town From "The Neverending Story"
1	1 Vote	India Has a Good Death at Home?
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp in Transcendence Early, and for Free Bikinis
1	1 Vote	An AOL Executive Paid $1.37 Million for an Oscar Pistorius
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Is Excluding Women From the Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Imagine Being Born Without Arms. Now Imagine Having a Hangover
1	1 Vote	Raising Hope: "Toy Story" Fan Theory
1	1 Vote	Because It's Not OK
1	1 Vote	The 5 People Who Must Be Stopped

—	1 Vote	Are You Sure That's What That Looks Like Jaden Smith When She Smiles
—	1 Vote	You Can't Go to School in the Racist Leaked Audio. Corruption. City Hall Of
—	1 Vote	Louisiana Man Pleads Guilty in 2020 Despite Mitigation Efforts
—	1 Vote	Dunkin's Halloween 2022 Nature Has a Dangerous Risk
—	1 Vote	"Black Adam" Star Dwayne Johnson Posts Corrected Teaser for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
—	1 Vote	The Mutual Assured Destruction of American Democracy

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