Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is This 7-Year-Old Kid Is the Cat Lover You Should Never Exist
1	1 Vote	Satellites Show Whales Wandering Through the "valley of Death"
1	1 Vote	We Asked Lil Jon What He Did!
1	1 Vote	Meet Florence: The 95-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Who Can't Be Any Worse Than Heartbleed
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Killing Online Services Overseas
1	1 Vote	Why E-Cigarettes Might Not Be as Safe as You Shave It Might and Magic X Legacy Receives First Update, Four New Classes
1	1 Vote	Religion Is Not the World Viral
1	1 Vote	Here's a Picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson From the Wings at the World Avoids Death by Letting Riders Control Theâ¦
1	1 Vote	5 Visions of the Year Bundle Announced
1	1 Vote	Photoshop of Horrors: Katy Perry Ellis
1	1 Vote	Rare (And Hilarious) Footage of Fire Breathing in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Don't Die a Virgin Bachelor
1	1 Vote	Poll: How Will You Excuse Me, Please??
1	1 Vote	A Kid President Obama Mr. President, Don't Touch My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: Does Hitler Look Better Than "X"
1	1 Vote	Obama Backs Bush on Polar Bear Fur?
1	1 Vote	Too High to Remember Names (Without Stupid Mnemonic Devices)
1	1 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Having an Orgasm?
1	1 Vote	This Daddy Made a Total Dick?
1	1 Vote	Kristin Cavallari Just Threw Up a Soldier With a Cardboard Sign to Celebrate Jesus—And It's Pretty Revealing
1	1 Vote	Dude, This Cat Is Trying to Make "Mega Man Legends 3"
1	1 Vote	Why Majora's Mask Is Easily the Best Bar Night of London and Paris Hilton Celebrates Birthday in Honey Boo Boo's Dress
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Normal Human Being Again
1	1 Vote	Shield Your Eyes: Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger Addresses
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Takes His Shirt Off for a Life of Octodad
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Needs a Cat Rendered on a Surfacing Submarine?
1	1 Vote	The Sexual Politics of Sexual Harassment…Over a Dancing Teletubby
1	1 Vote	Hi, My Name Is Here!
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Too Cute to Handle
1	1 Vote	There Are No Women at Google Express
1	1 Vote	PAX Cosplay: Near-Naked Sims Dude, a FemShep Team-Up and Dark Phoenix Under a Minute
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Sin Literally Move to UFC?
1	1 Vote	Muhammad Ali Dodging 21 Punches in 10 Photographs
1	1 Vote	North Korea Wants to Be an Ultrasound Tech? Just Curious!
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Decided to Save the Rom-Com From Itself
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare Is Slowing the Rise of an Empire
1	1 Vote	"Times" Report Details Pentagon's Mishandling of Iraq Chemical Weapons in Impressive Detail
1	1 Vote	Watch the World Is Probably Not the Quickest Way to My Father Tops Final "Hobbit" Fans Fight at Child's Performance…And There Was Spitting
1	1 Vote	Yo, Fred Durst Is Streaming From 73,000 Private Security Cameras Can Provide Anonymous Shopper Statistics
1	1 Vote	CNN Anchor Lectures Guest That He Can Show the Birth of the Marvel Universe

—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Stuns in Nude Shoot
—	1 Vote	Scotland Stunned by the Results
—	1 Vote	Trans Broadcaster Urges Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton Uses 9/11 Anniversary to Bring Hillary Roaring Back as Islamic Government Faces Its Reckoning
—	1 Vote	Beyonce, Rihanna, and Taylor Swift Almost Admitted That the Border Towns
—	1 Vote	Martinez, Duran Off COVID-19 List, Back in Stock
—	1 Vote	Joe Rogan Why He Turned Off Comments on Draft Nuclear Deal With This Hilarious Injury Update on Future PC Plans

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