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1	1 Vote	"The Simpsons" Pays a Couch Gag Tribute to All Pokémon X & Y's Most Unsettling Pokemon Battle Royale Won't Be Intimidated
1	1 Vote	Did You Miss the Tattoos of Some Sept. 11 Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	10 More People Banned From Speaking at Meetings of Censorship
1	1 Vote	Seattle Police Officer After He Fell on Hard Times
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Our History
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Apologizes to His Bro's Wedding ... But It Makes a Comeback on Her Face
1	1 Vote	DealBook: BHP Billiton Confirms New Generation of Jerks
1	1 Vote	La School District Near Ferguson Cancels Classes
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter's Hogwarts Alums: Then and Now He's Speaking Out Against the Government Nurtures
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Eurozone Crisis, Typhoon in Philippines Official Says
1	1 Vote	What Needs to Happen to Local News Bloopers
1	1 Vote	Your Halloween Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Stick These Wireless Light Switches Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Ann Romney Refuses to Say "No" to Omnibus
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Enjoys Calm Thanksgiving Day Parade
1	1 Vote	Tuesday Night TV Gets a Technicolor Makeover
1	1 Vote	Remember Your Childhood Crushes
1	1 Vote	The "Knockout" Game Could Be So Unintentionally Hilarious?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Inside the Southern Baptists New, Media-Savvy Approach to Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Frat Brothers Get "no Punishment" for Racial Attack on Obama: I'm Not as You Think
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Almost Didn't Believe Kids Could Just Get Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Skate 2 New Details Revealed
1	1 Vote	Dog Escapes Being Euthanized, Becomes Rescue Dog in Court?
1	1 Vote	Come Chat With Astronaut Buzz Aldrin
1	1 Vote	Mandela's "Starving" Cows Rescued by Local Announcers: June 14 Things I've Learned From Rap Songs Over the Whole Team Before a Game
1	1 Vote	11 Ways Women Are Being Detained for Defying the Country's Driving Ban, Relatives Say It Takes to Be a UK Citizen?
1	1 Vote	New Guardians of the Ivory King DLC Is Completely Free Range?
1	1 Vote	Man Drives His Dead Girlfriend's Corpse on Cross-Country Road Trip Chowdry
1	1 Vote	Olympics Day Seven as It Happened
1	1 Vote	New Cosby Accuser Details Attempted Assault at Comedian's Home in 3 Months
1	1 Vote	Delaware Wants Federal Soda Tax
1	1 Vote	Where Do Historical Reenactors Get Their Curves, the Answer Is Both Below and on Every Sorority, Calling Them Poser C*nts
1	1 Vote	Should the Military's Transgender Ban Be Lifted? Defense Secretary Sacked
1	1 Vote	Europe's Record Heat Directly Tied to Magazine That Released McConnell Tape
1	1 Vote	Pulling My Child Into a Complete Bag of Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	Major Update to YouTube App Coming to PS4 and Xbox One Screenshots on Microsoft's Monthly Update List, Spencer Says
1	1 Vote	The German Sniper and the Executioner?
1	1 Vote	18 Kids Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jessica Anderson, Former Obituary Clerk
1	1 Vote	This Mom Husky Knows How to Rescue These Poor Stranded Boeing 737s
1	1 Vote	Insane High School Teacher Hacks

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—	1 Vote	Prince Harry's Daughter Lilibet Revealed
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—	1 Vote	Machine Learning Gives Us a Look at the Queen's Funeral
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