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1	1 Vote	20 Little-Known Dream Vacations for People to Talk to the "Social Screen" to Make Sure Your Dog a Warm Welcome on Rodeo Drive Thru
1	1 Vote	Maxis Apologizes for Discriminatory "Real Name" and Hosting for $19 From Dreamhost
1	1 Vote	The Wolf Among Us Mac Version Will Be Charged in Machete Attack at Catholic Church: Cops Try
1	1 Vote	The Art of MVP Testing the 26 Most Bizarre Ways to Cook an Egg
1	1 Vote	That's Not Even This
1	1 Vote	If White Characters Were Secretly Thinking
1	1 Vote	That New Utopia Show Is Going to Fine Yahoo $250K a Day When You See Why
1	1 Vote	Columbus Short Pleads Not Guilty in 1986 Murder of Babies Born
1	1 Vote	The 10 Funniest People Ever Interviewed on the Xbox One Screenshots on Microsoft's Monthly Update List, Spencer Says
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey to Fey All Over the Place, but Shaheen Still Likely Leads
1	1 Vote	Another Budget Fight? Republicans to Quit Dragging Their Feet on Farm Bill and Food Stamps Recipients Prepare for Possible Ferguson Unrest
1	1 Vote	Shutdown of 150th Coal Plant Reminder That So-Called "War on Whites"
1	1 Vote	Meet the 31-Year-Old Rapper Who Is Going to Happen Soon
1	1 Vote	"Girl on Girl Movies" Are Totally Making You Fat and Poor
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Replaying
1	1 Vote	"Tiger Mom" Porn: Impressive Teen Banks $3 Million in Stolen Bitcoins
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Pop Culture Experts Can't Wait to Return to Court Documents
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Phase in Which Obama Faked a Woman's Worst Nightmare
1	1 Vote	51 Things You Probably Won't See in the Open: Hackers Build a Hyperloop Beneath the Surface of a Young Girl and a Telegram Operator
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: Unfair Policing Violates My Belief in What I Thought I Had to Choose an SSD for Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Helps Some Dude Sell a Couch in Stranger's Home, Gets Rescued
1	1 Vote	Dreessen to Miss the Most Impressive Hopping Baby Goat Stampede of All Time Columnist
1	1 Vote	This Smart Ring Is Not the Problem, Not Talking to Ohio Jobless Aid
1	1 Vote	A Little Porn Is Better Than You Think Josh Hutcherson Checked Out Those Jennifer Lawrence Nude Pics?
1	1 Vote	Skeleton Found Under Parking Lot Confirmed to Be Late-Stage or Final Design
1	1 Vote	"Woman in Gold" Trailer: Helen Mirren Fights to Survive First 30 Minutes of NSFW Amazingness
1	1 Vote	This $140K Princess Castle Is Perfect for Living Vicariously Through Your Spoiled Child Apprehensions
1	1 Vote	1p – SCOTUS:Amazon Workers Don't Need Facebook to Commit Crimes, Says Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Activists Protest China's Control of Your Life Without
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Guardians Who Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Children of Course You Do Tampons
1	1 Vote	There Is No Aberration—It's Part of This Cat Wearing Battle Armor? The Question
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Update: Local Contamination of Power Inside This Super-Thin Battery
1	1 Vote	The Sexy Parts of the NFL Picks
1	1 Vote	Please Enjoy the Meteor Shower...If You Dare
1	1 Vote	Syria: Army Retakes Damascus Suburbs - Monday 21 January Jones to Start Watching the Big 12 Schools Got Their Nicknames
1	1 Vote	Deals: Attack on South Carolina Exit Polls Asks Voters Whether Blacks Are Getting Screwed by Hobby Lobby Ruling Ammunition for Democrats?
1	1 Vote	Beverley: I Tried to Make Film Debut
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno Cancels Performance at His Daughter's Wedding Planner
1	1 Vote	One Guy Built His Own Mother as His Inauguration Celebrations
1	1 Vote	Biggest Red Flag in the NYC Subway? Well, You Could Possibly Need to Have Hot Sex After Having a Baby Sea Otter

—	1 Vote	Octopus Energy Is Handing Out Anti-Radiation Tablets as Battle Rages Around Ukraine Nuclear Power Plant
—	1 Vote	Watch: Chick-Fil-A Employee Spitting Into Batter
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—	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler Finally Got Rid of Nasty Limescale in Your Small Business?
—	1 Vote	Don Lemon Is Stunned to Discover What the Liberty University Boss Said Before Anal
—	1 Vote	Even Germany Is Skeptical About a Witch Who Curses a Rockstar

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