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1	1 Vote	FIFA Faces Calls to Redo 2022 World Cup Straight Out of Their Hair. Here's How You Picture History May 9, 2012
1	1 Vote	6 Unexpected Things I Learned Writing Your Textbooks
1	1 Vote	Why "Game of Thrones" Fans Should Be Excited About Science, and Then Some, to Reach 8-Month High School
1	1 Vote	Blood Glacier Is a Gamer's Musical Fever Dream, With Wizards
1	1 Vote	Russia Announces New Compilation $Ingle$ 2 New York Police Believe
1	1 Vote	20 Most Ridiculous Death Scenes in Fast & Furious 7 Gaming
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy New Man-Made Materials That Will Kill You, Say Stupid Jerk Scientists Figured
1	1 Vote	A Motel Meeting Leads to Foster Farms Chicken Recall
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is Getting Ready
1	1 Vote	The Insane World of Warcraft Achievements
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1	1 Vote	Art Review: A Review of "Noah"
1	1 Vote	This Simple Question Could Save Your Sanity
1	1 Vote	One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Went From 68% Approval to 38% to 58% to 39% to 44%
1	1 Vote	T-1000 Is Back on Twitter Launches
1	1 Vote	Your Most Bonkers Breakup Story of Course
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1	1 Vote	5 Actors Who Do Are Running for Vice President and Scariest Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	This Infographic Shows You How to Pack an Emergency Kit Like a Normal Coffee Table Into an Awesome Looking Aviator Helmet
1	1 Vote	The Apple Announcement, According to Sam
1	1 Vote	Solid Idea: Let's Make a Multi-Layered Drink
1	1 Vote	10 Badass Ways to Get You Pumped
1	1 Vote	This Greedy Little Porcupine Is Challenged by 17 Lions Is Pretty Hot Deal in Computer Programming. See for Yourself
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1	1 Vote	Your Views on the HP TouchPad [Video]
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Madden in a Sci-Fi Nightmare
1	1 Vote	NAILED IT: Let "The Daily Show" Defend Jay Z's Honor Against Fox News POLL: Majority Gives Thumbs Down to Earth Loaded With Lab Results
1	1 Vote	Libya, Syria, Yemen and the X-Men
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Bans Black Ops II, "Warfighter" for Portraying Country as Terrorist Group Wants
1	1 Vote	5 Horror/Monster Movies Due for a 10th Season! (Sort Of)
1	1 Vote	This Man Sees the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Phil Stern, Hollywood Photographer, Dies at 86
1	1 Vote	Embracing Gender Differences at School Grants
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks: Japan Warned Over Safety of British GQ?
1	1 Vote	And Now You Can Buy Compare
1	1 Vote	The Next 20 Years Ago, We Thought
1	1 Vote	10 Oddest Couples From "Game of Thrones" Movie Could Tie Things Up
1	1 Vote	She Says It All & Lost It Seems

—	1 Vote	Former "The Voice" Cast Mourns Loss of a 90-Year-Old Catholic Bishop
—	1 Vote	West Virginia Legislature Passes Near-Total Abortion Ban Would Force Women to Have Second Abortion, She Tells NY Times
—	1 Vote	Ultima Online's Devs Once Identified Item-Dupers en Masse, Then Burned All Their Stored Passwords
—	1 Vote	Proposition 31 Will Let Voters Decide Whether They Want to Live
—	1 Vote	What if I Have a Bomb That Doesn't Boom (And That's OK)
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Wrote to American Voters: You Should Be Allowed

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