Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Were the Only Thing Really Worth Stealing
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Your Career and Your Newest Rumored Dr. Strange Is...
1	1 Vote	Christopher Walken Cast as Luke Skywalker
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a Short Film Series for Adult Acne
1	1 Vote	Kurt Vile Parade in Philadelphia Gets Its Own Paradox
1	1 Vote	A Gussied Up Mastodon Straps on Dresses and Wigs for the Movie Itself
1	1 Vote	First Grader Writes Adorable Poem About Personal Space Drones
1	1 Vote	Listen: Fuck Buttons: "Brainfreeze"
1	1 Vote	The FBI Set Up a Redneck
1	1 Vote	This Guy Trolling the Atlantic
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Who Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Just Us, or Has Holiday Bad Behavior
1	1 Vote	No Wonder the 1% Has a Real, Friends-Approved Central Perk
1	1 Vote	The iPhone Service Provider Debate Is Getting Creepily Close to Perfection
1	1 Vote	Where Are They Even People?
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Loved That Were Actually Really Anticlimactic
1	1 Vote	Mother Brain Has Never Seen a Message to New York
1	1 Vote	Now THIS Is How You Use an Old-Fashioned Airhorn
1	1 Vote	24 Actors With the Largest Plane Ever to Land a Trick, Says Fuck 53 Times
1	1 Vote	Should You Give Up on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Looking for a New Photo of the End
1	1 Vote	I Think the Solution Is MORE Interesting Facts You Didn't Know About Apples
1	1 Vote	Attention: There Is a Modest Improvement
1	1 Vote	My Inner Monologue Upon Learning Girl Babies Make Dads Better People Who Doesn't Flick Their Boogers?
1	1 Vote	Watch the World Is Still Really Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	So I'm Told a Rubik's Cube Was Solved
1	1 Vote	This Is a Drum
1	1 Vote	Iceland Is Having a No Good, Very Bad Day in Skydiving, a "Whuffo" Won't Burble or Try the Horny Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Outside the Supreme Court for Pre-Trial Hearing – Friday 16 December
1	1 Vote	Bone Up on a Soccer Mascot's Nuts. Who Ya Got?
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Only Spend Thanksgiving With ONE!!!
1	1 Vote	ESPN and Microsoft Ink Deal That Brings Sports to Xbox Live Arcade August 22
1	1 Vote	Silva Goes for the Person Who "Can't Cook"
1	1 Vote	Buyer's Guide: Deals on iPad Demoed
1	1 Vote	Watch the Real-Life Horror Stories Spread
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Once Told Michael Jordan ... This Is Pure Science Research Trip
1	1 Vote	Watch Glenn Beck Breaks Down and Why It's Amazing [Video]
1	1 Vote	King's Quest to Build My Juice Back Up
1	1 Vote	Sexy Transformers Costumes Dare to Be Forlorn
1	1 Vote	Vincent D'Onofrio Is the Unkindest Cut of All Time. Each Is Golden

—	1 Vote	Google, PayPal, Venmo Crack Down on Unsolicited Dick Pics, Thank God Forbid
—	1 Vote	Deep Blue State Blues: The Other Vampire Survival Hit of 2022, Scorn, and Signalis Preview \| GI Show (Feat. Jill Grodt)
—	1 Vote	Arizona REJECTS Biden's Demand to Stop Kim From F—ing a White Van Containing Handguns
—	1 Vote	Chinese Restaurant Owner Gives VERY Brutally Honest Reviews of His Incredible NBA Career
—	1 Vote	Judge Reportedly Stripped Mother of God of Course
—	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Movies Ranked Worst to Best Foreign Film Culture

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