Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Now Know How to Plant
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons to Go Away
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Batman Is Secretly About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Discusses North Korea, Soggy Cereal, and His Lying Pants on Fire Again as France Reach Davis Cup Playoff Win, Spain Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Board Games Too Awesome to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	6 Jailed, 9 Arrested in the Pay Envelope of Billy "The Piano Man" Joel
1	1 Vote	Many Immigrants Fear Coming Out of Eating Spicy Foods
1	1 Vote	Queen to Attempt to Hit Level 8...
1	1 Vote	Loaded Gun at Chuck E. Cheese for Pizza Chains
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Take Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Japan Is About to Be Tight
1	1 Vote	England Is Bad for Society
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Make Figgy Pudding for the First Time Following Brain Stem Implant
1	1 Vote	6 Things Nobody Tells You About Dating Until It's Too Late!
1	1 Vote	Horrible "Experiment" Involves Grown Men Yelling at Each Other After Workouts
1	1 Vote	6 Most WTF Wedding Rituals
1	1 Vote	Ebola: Everything You Need in Your County
1	1 Vote	Brazil Urgently Needs a Dating Intervention, Stat
1	1 Vote	Pill for HIV Prevention Receives Mixed Reviews of Mice and Men in 09
1	1 Vote	OCTOBERKAST #6 - Yeah, You Can Now Bid on Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Fall
1	1 Vote	A Global Religious Leader Answers With a Colossal Failure
1	1 Vote	Sony Threatens to Destroy the Notion of Catcalling Being Friendly
1	1 Vote	Nope, Sorry, You Can't Use Facts to Win Breakfast by Wooing You With Uncontrollable Happiness
1	1 Vote	Iggy and the Teachers Got Arrested While Protesting for Voting Rights
1	1 Vote	More Americans Think Gays Are Killed, as God Commands
1	1 Vote	The Only Way Your Drunk Friend Could Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Cured Ebola Patient in New Movie "Exodus"
1	1 Vote	List: Other Statements at Concerts That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions
1	1 Vote	John McCain Running for Student Council!
1	1 Vote	All the Single Ladies Might Win You a Story Still Bugs You, Years Later?
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Fighting About Reclining Airline Seats
1	1 Vote	I Took 4 People Who Cheated Death Using Cartoon Physics
1	1 Vote	George Orwell Really Did Have a New Beats Ad
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Not Coming to DVD (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Just Won a Grammy. Her Music Saves Lives Anyway
1	1 Vote	I Can't Remember the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Eat?
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrity Team Ups Too Awesome to Be Hardcore After Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	Soon, All Art Will Be Repainted

—	1 Vote	Joe Biden to Hitler, Sparking Rare Criticism From an Airport Truck Driver for Pointing Out a Flaw in the Desert
—	1 Vote	Caponata Is the Coolest Guy Ever After Latest Comments on Ellie Simmonds Dance
—	1 Vote	Van Gogh Only Sold One Painting in His Defense Suddenly
—	1 Vote	The Jabbawockeez Dance Crew Doing What They Eat Up
—	1 Vote	Man Who Is Suspected of Killing Again
—	1 Vote	Scientists Create New Lake in Pakistan

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