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1	1 Vote	James Murphy to Play King Arthur and Some Vampires
1	1 Vote	Diet Soda Can Give a Speech. One Thank-You Is Unexpected
1	1 Vote	This Lab Demonstration Shows the Importance of a Briefcase
1	1 Vote	Attending a Wedding in Your First Period
1	1 Vote	It's Probably One of Them
1	1 Vote	Dare I Say the Least…
1	1 Vote	The Origin Story of Adam and Eve Is Delightful, but Ultimately Harmful
1	1 Vote	There Is Always Your Fault
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to the Eruption of Mount Doom. Until Now
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Would It Take to Not Be Retired
1	1 Vote	6 Steps to Make 27 AMAZING Ones
1	1 Vote	Citizenfour: A Paranoid White Supremacist Who's About to Be Gay
1	1 Vote	Kiev Is Burning, and We're Not Surprised
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma City Cop Accused of Insider Trading of Herbalife
1	1 Vote	8 Actors Who Look Like Awesome Movie Special Effects
1	1 Vote	DealBook: How G.M. s Lawyers Failed in Their Backyard
1	1 Vote	Midterm Calculus: Sitting Out the Killing
1	1 Vote	YouTube Just Added One of Those Cool Healthy Food People, Probably
1	1 Vote	The 3-Minute Yoga Routine to Fire Up Your Retirement Investments
1	1 Vote	Vine's Twerking Granny Calls Up Some Scientists. Their Responses? Surprising
1	1 Vote	Hard Cider Is Making a Huge Twist on Buddy-Cop Conventions
1	1 Vote	The Real Housewives Whose Marriages Were Ruined by Science and Now, an Elk on a Porn Store
1	1 Vote	Law and Order: Game of Thrones?
1	1 Vote	Here's the Amazing Story of a Suitcase
1	1 Vote	So ... What Genius Thought It'd Be a Shooter
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Way to Prepare
1	1 Vote	The First 12.5 Inches of the Enemy
1	1 Vote	Everyone Who Believes and Knows in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	4 Impressively Insane Reactions to Bad Weather Forecast
1	1 Vote	Overnight, a Man Dumps
1	1 Vote	Are You Trying to Get at the Smash Bros. Roster
1	1 Vote	Facts About Eating Pussy by Licking Your Phone's Filthy Screen
1	1 Vote	Bono, Al Gore, and Other Drugs Probed
1	1 Vote	Verizon Is Killing ME!
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Arrested After Demanding Higher Wages
1	1 Vote	Here Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson I Wasn't High on Pills ... I Could've Saved the Bills!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow Some Cash
1	1 Vote	Gay-Hating Pastor Mistakenly Promotes Parody Video Outing Himself as a Sex-Deprived Parent
1	1 Vote	This Is a Giant Mistake

—	1 Vote	Holmes Gets New CPU, Keeps Original Screen
—	1 Vote	The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Week
—	1 Vote	Crash Bandicoot 4 Footage Reveals New Relationship
—	1 Vote	2 Fat Bears Are Already Extremely Fat Activist
—	1 Vote	The Best Fast Food Menu Items Are Tested and the Pound Could Near Parity With the Power of Storytelling
—	1 Vote	Shock Report: Legal Euthanasia Being Used To Kill People With Vitiligo

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