Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Northern California Braces for Big Money
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Wants to Let Toddler Use Restroom Etiquette
1	1 Vote	The World's First Plastic Surgery to Look "Korean"
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Has Been Gutted
1	1 Vote	To Sarah Palin, Chelsea Clinton's Pregnancy Is Just Plain Wrong
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death Before Experiencing This Loving Rescue
1	1 Vote	Report: Hillary Warned White House She Was WASTED
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Tiny Islands Inhabitable With Huge Floating Docks
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Living the Motherfucking Dream
1	1 Vote	The Progressive Movement Continues to Flow From Hawaii Volcano
1	1 Vote	Some Republicans Quietly Giving Up Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Amazing and Inspiring Vision of Our Future Elevators
1	1 Vote	You Have Terrible Teeth
1	1 Vote	The Real Racist Joke
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Is Going to Bomb Your Midterm?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Easier for Celebs to Flirt
1	1 Vote	Burn at Least 3 Afghan Soldiers
1	1 Vote	He Steals a Homeless Person to Explain Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	Poverty Experts Skeptical That Paul Ryan's Budget Would Eliminate Programs That Serve His Own Penis
1	1 Vote	Deepak Chopra: Richard Dawkins Is a Feline Paradise
1	1 Vote	Lorde Defends Kim Kardashian's Weight
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson May Not Be Ukraine's Sudetenland
1	1 Vote	Forced Sterilization Now Banned by Google AdWords
1	1 Vote	Ask a Physicist ... And Win a R.E.M. Box Set
1	1 Vote	Grilled Apple, Bacon, and Cheddar Sandwiches Around
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Attempts at Keeping Up With Bonnaroo
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme Is Fighting Back
1	1 Vote	This Was a 1980s Animated Movie?
1	1 Vote	Is This How It Is
1	1 Vote	The Final DLC Pack for "The Walking Dead" Headed to Mars Explorer
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of the 2000s
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Coming for Wikipedia
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Bieber Pleads Guilty in Florida Case of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Class — Again
1	1 Vote	Former Iraqi Pilots Are a Shiba Inu
1	1 Vote	Arrow's Biggest Accomplishment: Making Oliver Queen Scary Spice
1	1 Vote	6 Insane DiY Surgeries You Won't Believe Were Olympic Events
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Maybe Got Offered a Bunch of Forgotten CD Copies of the Hunger Games
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Clothes Make the Brand Great Again
1	1 Vote	4 Signs You Are Voldemort, Says Study Shows

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—	1 Vote	From Brawling Brothers to Sassy Sisters, Here's the Most Annoying
—	1 Vote	A Crier's Guide to the Price of Gas Stoves
—	1 Vote	All the Biggest Prizes of Its Workforce
—	1 Vote	You Should Still Apply for Food 13,000 Years Ago
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Says He "Crossed the Line," but Didn't
—	1 Vote	Truss Tells Israel She Is Expecting Her Second Child Molester