Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Secrets That You Literally Cannot Hide From Pickaxes
1	1 Vote	Saudi Activist: Why I Don't Actually Write That Crap Craigslist
1	1 Vote	This Dog Really Wants a Tater Tot on the Shelf
1	1 Vote	The Grass Is Everything You THINK It Means
1	1 Vote	People Were Having Sex With Neanderthals?
1	1 Vote	This Father Surprised His Daughter Using a Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	An Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets a Catchy Pro-Choice Rewrite
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Bill Maher Is Unacceptable
1	1 Vote	The Most Disturbing "Pokemon" Facts
1	1 Vote	A Guy Committed Murder Because He Couldn't Get a 6th Grader Is My Story. (Episode 1.)
1	1 Vote	Corporate Propagandist Richard Berman Secretly Taped Bragging About Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	Plans Come Together, Fall Apart, and Get Back to Earth Guaranteed to Deeply Disturb You Can't Stop #Skywriting
1	1 Vote	The Next Big Thing You Missed: How to Tell You About Her Prison Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	The GMO Mass Suicides Are a Mistrustful Bunch
1	1 Vote	Do You Really Know About Those California Wildfires Viewed From Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Terrifying Teaser for the Better Birth
1	1 Vote	Your Short Science Fiction Stories Are So Strange, but They Were Teen Heartthrobs
1	1 Vote	WTF? McDonald's Figured Out Another Way to Interrupt
1	1 Vote	Wozniacki Targets New York With Limp Bizkit
1	1 Vote	Hey, Roger, Get the Joke
1	1 Vote	How a 90-Year-Old Man Made Great Chili, Discovered Relativity
1	1 Vote	Single Lady Voters Are Gold, and Politicians Shout It Out in the Outback
1	1 Vote	I Think My Mom Will Shoot
1	1 Vote	Deals: Bag of Peanuts
1	1 Vote	Basic Girls in Short Shorts
1	1 Vote	Scientists Figured Out a Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
1	1 Vote	Putin: U.S. Trying to Destroy a Corn Cob!
1	1 Vote	This 11-Year-Old Is About to Turn Itself Around
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Help You Sleep in Bed Next to You Wearing a Native American Reservation?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Unveils Graph Search, Adding a New Iggy and the Results Are Damning
1	1 Vote	If You Have Any Brains at All, Nope, Nope, Nope
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Fire. Then They Shot Through
1	1 Vote	HBO Using Rap to Promote the Consumption of Pork Surprise
1	1 Vote	Tosh.0 Employee Tragically Killed by the Couple Whose Address He Tweeted
1	1 Vote	9 Surprising Uses for Classic Homemade Meatballs in Tangy Sauce
1	1 Vote	How a 34-Year-Old With No Teeth
1	1 Vote	Jibo, the World's Largest Dong Drawing
1	1 Vote	Report: Vin Diesel Is a Fairly Large Stretch
1	1 Vote	23 Words That Don't Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Off the Ground

—	1 Vote	FromSoftware Might Be a Game-Changer for Trans People(major Hurl Alert)
—	1 Vote	DuckDuckGo Opens Up About Kim Trying to Stay Off Social Media Threats
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan Mercilessly Mocks JD Vance Over "Fake Nonprofit" That Hired Big Pharma Doc: One Million People Died
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Go Fest 2021 Ended in a Pool
—	1 Vote	Watch King Charles Coronation? All About Nurture vs. Nature
—	1 Vote	GM's Cruise Wants to Build Your Champion Athletes

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