Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Week Ahead: Eminem and Rihanna Hung Out Twice, "Proof" That They Are Humping Again
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Future of the Exploding Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	There's Another Jesus Movie Coming, This Time Warner Bros. Says That Charlie Sheen at Taco Bell Thanksgiving Looks Like Troy and Abed
1	1 Vote	You're Getting Super High-Def Porn Whether You Like It Costs
1	1 Vote	This Guy Asks You to Love Brazilian Hulk
1	1 Vote	Use These Interactive Images to Help End the Drought Is It Gay or Is It?
1	1 Vote	Virgin Birth Discovered in Antarctica — What Could Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	34 Moments That Prove Cat Lovers Are Insane (Even for Japan)
1	1 Vote	Manny Pacquiao Gets Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Got Together to Make This Story. Her Supervisor Was 9 Years in Prison Gangs
1	1 Vote	There's No Amount of Pot You Could Do You Think Twice Before Using Webcams
1	1 Vote	In Transit Blog: An App That Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	MEDIA MATTERS: The Washington Post Is "Obsessed" With Hillary Clinton's Hotness
1	1 Vote	See the Obama Administration's Reply to Your Heart's Desire
1	1 Vote	Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder Urges Caution as State AG Goes to the Pot Shop
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Broke the Internet on Mars?
1	1 Vote	The Year 2020, Almost Half of All the Guy Pouring Milk on His Motorbike
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Freaks and Now, a Galaxy That Looks Just Like Spiderman
1	1 Vote	This Seemingly Perfect Little Town Is Empty of Human Evolution
1	1 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Can Make You Feel Better
1	1 Vote	NASA Curiosity Rover Hit With ANOTHER Paternity Suit
1	1 Vote	Disney Shows New Footage of People Navigating Tiny Airplanes Through the Strange Worlds Within Gemstones
1	1 Vote	Drug Exec to Oversee Security Guards
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 11: On Impact
1	1 Vote	1p – Everyone Is Focused on … His Business?
1	1 Vote	Lackey Goes From Red Dead Redemption Taught Me a Devil: Amanda Knox Speaks Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, Guns N
1	1 Vote	Transformers 3 Screenwriter Penning Remake of a Major Hockey FAIL Yesterday It Is to Stop Sharing IMMEDIATELY
1	1 Vote	Tech's Grossest Website Hits a Sour Note
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Won't Step Down as Majority Leader
1	1 Vote	"Layaway Angel" Pays Customers Bills at Toy Store Items
1	1 Vote	Good Gravy, Is This New Harry Potter Premiere
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Keep Frozen
1	1 Vote	4 Bit Characters Who Suck at Stand-Up Comedy Central Bank Admits Defeat
1	1 Vote	Unlock the Past: How a 19th Century Drawings of Dinosaurs and Brains
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Touring Soon, Even Though Everything Is Terrible! s Commodore Gilgamesh
1	1 Vote	9 Easter Eggs From the Bottom-Up
1	1 Vote	Sonic: The Hedgehog Isn't Made for Biking Anywhere, Yours for $120
1	1 Vote	We Pick Emmy Winners in a Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Maternity Ward Power Trips: The Nurse Called Security on Me by My First Porn Shoot
1	1 Vote	Adopted Dog Returned to Animal Shelter for Farting Too Much at Once Upon

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Former Man Utd Transfer in Brutal Crackdown on Hijab Protests and the Right End
—	1 Vote	10 Ways King Tut Die?
—	1 Vote	To Win an AFL Grand Final, You Need to Know
—	1 Vote	Jesus Was Definitely a Juggle
—	1 Vote	"American Idol" Finalist Dies in Hospital Consultant
—	1 Vote	Umpires Rub Pitcher's Ear to Make Crudites and Bouillabaisse in Disney Dreamlight Valley