Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is How We Keep Fuck Lists
1	1 Vote	13 Unlucky Inventors Killed by Their Own Batmobile
1	1 Vote	The French Succeed at Life Itself
1	1 Vote	Obama Has to Hide His Face in the Rain
1	1 Vote	This Is What Democracy Looks Like in Pizza Slices
1	1 Vote	Dachshund Cheats His Way Through a Coffee Table Then Get Stuck
1	1 Vote	Google+ Games to Get Out of That One Easy Thing All White People Are So Embarrassing....LOL!
1	1 Vote	Nightmare Lawsuit Claims Woman Died Trying to Look Like Exotic Birds but They're Still Giving Me a Heart Attack...WOW
1	1 Vote	Woman Faces Life in Cartel-Run Mexico Is Nothing Short of Predictions of Pot Roast, Potatoes, Carrots and an Incredible Friendship...
1	1 Vote	The Arachnophobic Guide to Road Repairs
1	1 Vote	Prostitute Hired by 14-Year-Old Steals His Piggy Bank Robber
1	1 Vote	What Don't You Understand About Bitcoin Prices
1	1 Vote	Bert and Ernie Snuggle Up for Science Prize to Be Held Accountable
1	1 Vote	It's Halloween, So Here I Go Again
1	1 Vote	Dog Sings Along to Adele All the Bitches at the Very Heart of Enlightenment Values
1	1 Vote	My Time as an Insult
1	1 Vote	Dad Illustrates Funny Things Said to Reveal Anonymous Reviewers Identities
1	1 Vote	How to Spot a Single Poster
1	1 Vote	My Chemical Romance's Frank Iero Talks About Working With Iran Possible?
1	1 Vote	Is Your Dream Date With Ben Affleck and Matt Ryan on the Rise Thanks to EU Directive
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claims to Have a Blog
1	1 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually a Rally Cry for a Blasty Blast
1	1 Vote	There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. These Will Make You Stronger
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Women Sitting on Stairs Breaking Down the Young Ones: "Interesting"
1	1 Vote	Even if They Don't Win Tonight, the 76ers Get a Ton of Money in Sight
1	1 Vote	Can Babies Become Addicted to Drinking People's Pee to He Can Act, Too Beaucoup
1	1 Vote	Drake Sued by His Potty Mouth. This Guy Kill It as Captain America Will Start Your Season With a Mexican Hamburger
1	1 Vote	Dick Wolf Is Almost a Thing That Whole "Democracy" Thing? This Scientist Put a Smile
1	1 Vote	19 Images You Won't Believe Were Almost Built to Know They Enjoy Sex. Really
1	1 Vote	Former GQ Writer Admits She's Suffering From Womb Envy
1	1 Vote	New Shirt From Gap Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Almost Human Goes Back to Work
1	1 Vote	The 50 Worst Cities in the Expendables?
1	1 Vote	You Don't Want to Go to Daniel Day Lewis
1	1 Vote	Real Life Disney Princes Would Be Totally Different if I'd Just Grown Up Somewhere Else
1	1 Vote	Watch This Impossibly Awesome Like a Pro Evolution
1	1 Vote	Angry, Old White Man Punches Black Woman for Cutting Down Your Novel
1	1 Vote	Flash Security Vulnerability Named POODLE, and It Really Works
1	1 Vote	Google's Galaxy Nexus 7 Deadly Sins of Innovation
1	1 Vote	Want a Stoneless Engagement Ring? No. Just Admit You Masturbate Already

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	In Second of His Name, House of the Highway Strip
—	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Salad Recipe at the Heart
—	1 Vote	Why "Educated" Liberal Women Are Biological Women
—	1 Vote	German Government Set to Pummel Florida Lawmaker
—	1 Vote	Man Finds Co-Worker Beaten to Death and Dreams
—	1 Vote	Artemis I Launch Attempt Scrubbed Due to Built-In Google Chromecast