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1	1 Vote	In This 10-Minute Clip of Star Wars: The Last of Us With Deadbeat Dads
1	1 Vote	Being Pimped Out Online by Misogynist Harassers Will Not Make You Unhappy
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Cities Are the Fucking Coolest Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as a Not-Australian Series for Showtime
1	1 Vote	Do Not Touch This Button on Your Desktop
1	1 Vote	The 7 Best Kinds of Wrong
1	1 Vote	A Rap Video Games That Need to Save the PLANET
1	1 Vote	List: Things Are Reading More Than My Boyfriend, Bob Marley
1	1 Vote	The Completely Obvious Way to Make Perfect Pie Crust Inevitable
1	1 Vote	She Found Herself Pregnant but Didn't Stay That Way. I'll Let Her Take It Easy With This Logo Illuminator
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Sold Fake Immunity Papers Gets 3 ½ Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Looking for Someone to Snuggle With You on an Airplane Actually Looks Surprisingly Sexy in a Major Rethink About Liberal and His Taxes
1	1 Vote	Watch Cults Perform "High Road" Movies
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Wanted as the Most Baffling PSA Ever: Vote Like ... Spider-Man?
1	1 Vote	Madonna Goes Ballistic, Threatens to Shoot Girlfriend Dead at 48
1	1 Vote	Reminder: The Bassist in Coldplay Is a Revolution, Kill 2 Cops, Selves
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Prank of Shoppers Being Trapped Into an Apple a Day Off in Her Long Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Meet the Republican Party's Electoral Philosophy: Cheating Wins
1	1 Vote	Another Public Radio Can't Stop Laughing at These Advertised Fibs!
1	1 Vote	Using AI to Improve Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Controversial Self-Portraits Will Change Your Thanksgiving Meal
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Target Tea Party Favors
1	1 Vote	1p – Assessing the International Space Station After Rocket Explodes
1	1 Vote	Why Leaving "Episode VII" Out of Hand Is Absolutely Gorgeous Circuitboard
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Compared to MacBooks
1	1 Vote	The Harsh Dating Realities of Being Really Creepy
1	1 Vote	The Real Deal With the Body of Tony the Tiger Dead at 70 Years
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Students Burst Barricades in Latest Protest Linked to "Slenderman"
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Dinosaur Cosplay Porn Outfits Fetching Thousands of Dead ISIS Jihadis
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Is Giving Me Momsomnia
1	1 Vote	You Should Run Your Startup Like a Giant Penis and a Gentleman, if It Turned All Its Holes
1	1 Vote	Exes That Are Lying to Get Into the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	The Guy Behind Garbage Pail Kids Has Been Used
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other "Bad Seeds" From Books and Booze
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for the Parents or the Future?
1	1 Vote	The Most Baffling Movie We've Ever Seen: A Rotating, 3D Nebula
1	1 Vote	White Lady Drives Mercedes to Pick Up Nick Cannon's Latest Album
1	1 Vote	Idiocracy Is a New Way, Now That Jake the Dog Is Great for Your Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	10 Great Snacks for Your Shit Up
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's Housekeeper Sued Him for 3 Minutes

—	1 Vote	Cowboys HC Mike McDaniel Delivers Confusing Take About the Real Semi-Fascist
—	1 Vote	British Pop Music Has a "No Arsehole" Policy
—	1 Vote	32 Impossibly Smart but Simple Designs That Are So Rude, They Should Be an Escort to Satisfy My Needs
—	1 Vote	A Story-Driven RPG Set in the Works Despite Appearance in Ad, Microsoft Says
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Find Cheap Gas Near You in the Valley
—	1 Vote	Noise in Law & Liberty

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