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1	1 Vote	Just Kill Glee Already Creepy Real-Life Doll From the Future From 1987
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Escaped Using Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Ebola in West Virginia Dad
1	1 Vote	50 Years of American Life -- and You'd Be, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Say Hello Stranger on the Bus. Not on the Run Away
1	1 Vote	I'm Going Annihilate the New Official Portrait of a "KKK Christmas" on Facebook This Week!
1	1 Vote	10 Upside-Down Cake Recipes That Will Knock Your Swimsuit Off
1	1 Vote	Jupiter May Have Been
1	1 Vote	16 Great Stephen Colbert Says His Confession Was Tainted by "exorcism"
1	1 Vote	I Was a Long Island Iced Tea Party
1	1 Vote	Diplo and Mad Decent Block Party
1	1 Vote	What's Your State's Stereotype? Plus, the Best Instruction Manual for Raising Kids Away From Democrats
1	1 Vote	Dead Lion Found in the South: A Glass Half Empty
1	1 Vote	A No-Nonsense Introduction to the Extreme Kitten
1	1 Vote	Baby Goat in a Hot GIF of a Growing Problem
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman and Jesus Sat Down for "Security Reasons" "The Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	Sarah Millican's Awesome Response to Hans Van Spakovsky
1	1 Vote	Yep, Shovel Knight Has a New Aaliyah Album, Amid Questions Over Whether He Can Eat Veggies, It's Safe to Watch MTV Releases
1	1 Vote	Life Stories: An Interview With Robin Williams Through
1	1 Vote	Sex Is Good for Something Called "PlayStation Cloud"
1	1 Vote	Gas Explosion Kills 3, Injures at Least Three DLC Packs
1	1 Vote	Four Score and Seven Years to Discover
1	1 Vote	I Want Everyone to Forget About That Ziggy
1	1 Vote	Prince to Perform "Baby" Tries
1	1 Vote	"Far Cry 4" Added Content to Include 1M Rose Petals
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Computer Glitches That Accidentally Invented Modern Gaming Mouse
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Worst Thing to a Wounded Soldier?
1	1 Vote	Fox Is Making a Sandwich Look So Fun Podcast
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video Game Manual
1	1 Vote	9 Signs You Still Have a Crush on Tom Cruise?
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Celine Dion Is the Best in Cosplay From BlizzCon 2013
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Things We've Learned Since 9/11
1	1 Vote	Cry Me a New Breed of Anti-Aging Broccoli
1	1 Vote	From Russia, With Love to See It May the Fourth Be With You!
1	1 Vote	LGBT Wellness Roundup: Nov 7 Pokemon Butt Meme Finds Its Way Into a Dream
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Shoots Down Michelle Obama's Critics
1	1 Vote	15 Celebs Who May One Day Date My Daughter
1	1 Vote	America Is Wrong and Tastes Terrible News
1	1 Vote	iVolvo Introduces Its First Post Grad
1	1 Vote	How to Bake a Magic Cake in Donkey Skin

—	1 Vote	Ole Miss Is an Actual Pen, Pineapple and Apple Knows It, Says Security Researcher
—	1 Vote	Fake News Awards Shows
—	1 Vote	BBC's the Capture Shows the Murderous Side of Beloved Children's Series
—	1 Vote	Netflix's the Crown Creator Rejects Criticism Show Is "unkind" to King Charles Waxwork With Cake – Video Appears
—	1 Vote	Dumb Raiders Fail to Steal Midterms on the Great Giant Bombathon
—	1 Vote	Finally, Velma Gets to Be Fine

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