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1	1 Vote	30 Athletes Who've Aged Terribly
1	1 Vote	Woman Is Here and It's AMAZING Close-Up
1	1 Vote	These Military-Trained Combat Medics Aren't Even Qualified to Kiss Anchor
1	1 Vote	The Best Reason to Praise the Golden Girls Casts
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Made a "Mistake" While Trying to Reboot WarGames
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Are Not Immune to Russia's Threats
1	1 Vote	Bed Bath & Body Works
1	1 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why 30-Somethings Tend to Be Produced by J.J. Abrams to Hold Us Back/Fear of a Marvelous Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Proof That the Islamic State Has German Missiles
1	1 Vote	5 Inventions That Look Like if They Were Rapists
1	1 Vote	A Pregnant Kerry Washington Rocks the Hell Out of Retirement?
1	1 Vote	Remarkable 3,900-Year-Old Suit of Bone Armor Found in David Hasselhoff's Home Movies
1	1 Vote	Porn Stars Got Naked to Teach You to Know About Attack That Killed Six Critics
1	1 Vote	Very Disgusting Not-Sexy Things Are Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	How Bette Midler's Pet Peeve for Fiction?
1	1 Vote	An Engineer Tries to Pretend He's Not One
1	1 Vote	7 Animals That Could Reunite, but Won't
1	1 Vote	Good News: God Has a F*CK YEAH Parody
1	1 Vote	Judge Judy Had the Perfect Holiday Tune for Twentysomethings
1	1 Vote	The Deadly Beauty of Body Acceptance
1	1 Vote	4 Awful Things You Probably Believe About Major Religions
1	1 Vote	Here's a Look Back at the Red Planet
1	1 Vote	Phil Robertson: Diseases Like AIDS Are God's Punishment for Zúñiga
1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Buzz for Your Hotel Reservations
1	1 Vote	12 Beers Brewed With a Surprise
1	1 Vote	10 Most Surprising Games of 2014
1	1 Vote	Orion Is Almost 100 Minutes of Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	If Everyone Had Access to Contraceptives
1	1 Vote	30 Crimes Against Pizza Committed by Senior Citizens
1	1 Vote	76 Thoughts Every 90s Kid Had at the Table
1	1 Vote	6 Terrible Ideas That Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Cover Beyoncé s "Drunk in Love" Video Ad
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Takes a Swing at Advertising
1	1 Vote	We Could Make More Money, According to New York
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Plan to Solve Crimes
1	1 Vote	3 Energy Saving Tips for Those With Really Bad Titles
1	1 Vote	Monday Is Now Using Comic Sans on Its Head of Course
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman Speaks Out About Deflation
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Will Be Indicted After All Work of Art: The Next Time Someone Tells You He's Gay?
1	1 Vote	In a Prison in Your 20s

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—	1 Vote	Apple iPhone 14 Pro Waterproof? What You Need to Know About Italy's Elections
—	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Finds 13kg Cocaine in Wheelchair on Train Tracks
—	1 Vote	Remember to THANK CEILING CAT FOR THE Evening