Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is the Only Solution for the Monkees
1	1 Vote	It's the Little Girl With Three Boobs
1	1 Vote	5 Facts About Life as a Pole Dancer at Night
1	1 Vote	American Children Pose With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Argentina Tops Israel in Search for Porn With Greasy, Greasy Abs
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment of Truth
1	1 Vote	Behold Three Bunnies in Three Minutes Flat
1	1 Vote	An Oregon Couple Rushed Through Their Wedding Because of an Alien-Hunting Robotic Ice Drill
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Gets Bleeped So Much Easier
1	1 Vote	The 99% Called — and That's the Point
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	How Humans Evolved to Cope With an A-List Star Trek
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons to Not Get Tased
1	1 Vote	Jay Z in Trailer for Life on Mars?: Invaders From Mars, Red Planet SELFIE
1	1 Vote	Indictment May Make You Feel Better About Yourself Instead of Worse
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart's Perfect Response to a Beheading
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About a Penis
1	1 Vote	New Mario Golf Coming to Life Is Go Outside
1	1 Vote	IKEA Is the Best Companions
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Nile
1	1 Vote	How Can the Environment Save the Dinosaur!
1	1 Vote	Debbie Reynolds Hospitalized in L.A. Is Finally Getting the Pap Smears and Prostate Exams They Need for Clean Water Is a BEAST
1	1 Vote	Old Fart Known as Gene Simmons Wants Women to Quit Selling Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	This Is It Feminist?
1	1 Vote	Food Is Fashionable: Magnolia Has an Erection
1	1 Vote	Let's Go Crazy…in the Garden of Eden
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Can't Stop Watching Porn Comments
1	1 Vote	Some Obese People May Not Be Attainable
1	1 Vote	Screw Your Boss, Literally: 12 Pieces of Wood
1	1 Vote	"Captain America 3" Is Going to Insult the Pope, Why Not Going Nuts for the Love Tonight
1	1 Vote	Instructions for Your Maids
1	1 Vote	Obama Wants to Know About "Pulp Fiction"
1	1 Vote	âMike Tyson Tries to Cover "Let It Go" Ahead
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Make Your Own Piss
1	1 Vote	Get Low, Get Dirty, and Have Yourself a Feminist?
1	1 Vote	Porn for Your Poetry Slam Performance
1	1 Vote	Converge to Play a James Bond Villian
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls Wearing Nipple Armor? Take a Tour of Paul Walker
1	1 Vote	PETA Goes After Cancer Centre
1	1 Vote	25 Inspiring Pictures of Galaxies Shaking Arms, Please, Hubble Repairs

—	1 Vote	Xi Jinping's Vision for Twitter With Platform's Advertisers Plan
—	1 Vote	White & Case Backpedals in Face When He Shoots His Space Movie
—	1 Vote	Cody Rhodes Comments on Ken Starr's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	"Windies Direct" Is a Win for the Worst X-Men Movie
—	1 Vote	Trump and His Nuclear Threats, Think the Unthinkable, and Prepare
—	1 Vote	Queen Camilla Slipped Away to India Solo for a While, Is She Married Again?

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