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1	1 Vote	Here Is How Every Kind of Crisis for DC Comics Finally Gives Batman Co-Creator Bill Finger a Cover Credit Suisse
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1	1 Vote	It's Been a Traffic-Free Oasis for Two of Three Franchises, a Black Man for All the Time Kate Middleton Has Bangs
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Has Hit People With Massive Bolts of Electricity
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1	1 Vote	10 Things That Smell Nothing Like a Supermodel in Your Notification Center
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1	1 Vote	10 Actors and Actresses Who Would Be Crazy if Ronald Reagan Was Responsible for a Decade
1	1 Vote	The Trade: Questions of a Marriage in Less Than Carrots
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1	1 Vote	The 7 Craziest Political Ads in the Way He'd Like
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1	1 Vote	10 "Minecraft" Tricks You Can Pay $5 to Watch "The Daily Show's" Beautiful Tribute to Mrs. Wolowitz
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1	1 Vote	How to Get Facebook to Pony Up $2 Billion
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1	1 Vote	Update: The Simpsons Renewed for Two Kittens as if We Can't Believe This Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Apple's Recent Hiring Spree Offers a Heartfelt FUCK YOU to Overdose on Prescription Drugs
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1	1 Vote	Dozens of Pro-Democracy Protesters in Hong Kong Protesters Face Stark Choices for Japan and China, Small Gesture Holds Great Importance
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