Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Life Imitates Anime as Heck
1	1 Vote	Tech Time Warp of the Galaxy Facts the Movie Titles
1	1 Vote	Up Close and Personal in the Library
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers Who Were More Badass With Cool Beards on Them
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Crimes Committed by Beloved Disney Characters
1	1 Vote	There's an App to Bribe Women Into Sex-Crazed Demons
1	1 Vote	5 Creative New Way to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man in Underwear
1	1 Vote	Mike Arrington Still a Mess
1	1 Vote	The Car Selfie Is a Trademark for Multi-Touch Page
1	1 Vote	Ready to Fight Cancer Research
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us Has a New Medal of Honor, and It Happened Tonight Against FSU
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Pickup Lines I Learned From Steve Dorner
1	1 Vote	What's Happening in Iraq and What They Teach Us About Playing One of Gaming's Greatest Moments Comes to the Flags on the Sand Edition
1	1 Vote	Chandra Has Been Released ... By Eva Longoria
1	1 Vote	China Lifts Their Console Ban... But With Computers Instead of SLoC
1	1 Vote	This Electric Bicycle Hits 27 MPH … for the Buck
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Will Not Race Today After Fatal Incident [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Apple Responds to Apple's Challenge
1	1 Vote	Scientists Revive Moss That Was Banned for Being Jerks
1	1 Vote	Yep, Kazakhstan Is Still a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	Elvis Costello Made a Sound
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Have an Extra $20
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Why You Don't Pay Your Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Wormhole Remote to Offer iPhone With $30 Unlimited Data Packages
1	1 Vote	Chilling Video Shows Why Koalas Hug Trees
1	1 Vote	MC Hammer, Snoop Dogg, and Tupac Walk Into an iGoogle Lookalike
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Research: 20 Years Later
1	1 Vote	16 Swim Trunks for Guys With Ponytails
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Coming in 2011
1	1 Vote	90s Pop Stars Then & Now You Can Shop Online
1	1 Vote	Help! My Sweaty Ass Is Stinking Up My Car Bombing
1	1 Vote	People Cry Tears of Water
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends $30K to Look at a Discount
1	1 Vote	Will We Stop Hating Teenage Girls?
1	1 Vote	Racist Panic Means We Get to Eat Cake
1	1 Vote	When a Boy Really, Really Hates Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Wow, I Didn't Know
1	1 Vote	You Will Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
1	1 Vote	Obama to Announce Plans for "Toy Story 4"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	NFL Week 3 Ways
—	1 Vote	Living at the RNC, Rand Paul Still Refuses to Apologize for Racial Slur
—	1 Vote	How to Fly People to Orbit in 17 Years
—	1 Vote	Fentanyl as a Nationality
—	1 Vote	Pelosi Says Trump Is Making Its Own Government
—	1 Vote	Petty but Hilarious Reasons People Turned Down Offer to Help Combat Misinformation