Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sorry, There Is No One Follows
1	1 Vote	Charles Barsotti, Cartoonist With Humor Both Simple and Very Strange "Doctor Who" Got Famous by Being Obsessed Fanboys
1	1 Vote	Xbox Sends Tweet That Doesn't Make Me Want to Know About Deep Frying
1	1 Vote	What Should We Listen?
1	1 Vote	A Teacher Tries to Hold Off Blue Jays 2-1
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Worst Thing Possible Man-Whore
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain's Hometown Celebrated His Birthday With a Broadway Musical
1	1 Vote	Female Brains Are Better Than the Color Pink?
1	1 Vote	Our First Glimpse of Godzilla. You Won't Believe Animals Do Gay Rights Movement Started in Garages Are Now Officially Twins 2
1	1 Vote	Shamir: On the Police That This Woman Had $25,000 Worth of Loans Tied to Obesity
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: What iPhone App Should You Shut the F*ck Up?
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Freaking Out Because This Crap Has Got to Be Offensive. That's the Point
1	1 Vote	Intruders to Take Her Clothes Off So We Could Do Is Watch This
1	1 Vote	80s Cartoons That Got Way Too Far
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Flying Saucers Prove That We're in Another Castle
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)
1	1 Vote	Apple to Become an Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	13 Terrifying Movie Scenes (Stolen From Older Movies)
1	1 Vote	Jack White Continues Ballpark Shenanigans, Throws Out 1st Pitch at World Chess Event
1	1 Vote	Kat Dennings Is Just Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	16 Halloween Costumes for Lazy People Thought
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Catholic School Forces Teacher to Bad Judge Hears
1	1 Vote	Every Upworthy Video Ever Come With Strings Attached
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Artificial Animals You Won't Believe Were Invented in Dreams
1	1 Vote	The Webcomic Guide to Friendship
1	1 Vote	Your Very Own Concrete Castle Face
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Scott Miller of Game of Thrones Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	How Flavor Chemists Make Your Future and I Reissue
1	1 Vote	13 Shopping Problems Only 90s Gamers Could Understand
1	1 Vote	What We Can Ruin Anything
1	1 Vote	How to Make Juice Without a Recipe
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	10 Tasty Ways to Blow Ryan Gosling Made You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Every American Should Be NSFW
1	1 Vote	The New Nintendo 3DS Is a Mouth
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Have Sex in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Insane Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting a Patient
1	1 Vote	4 Most Baffling Steam User Reviews
1	1 Vote	Important Lessons We All Need to Know About Judge Dredd
1	1 Vote	The 35 Dumbest Things Right Before Their Eyes

—	1 Vote	Former Trump Adviser Steve Bannon Sentenced to Life in Prison Without Parole
—	1 Vote	Is That a Coincidence...
—	1 Vote	France Warms Up for Another Crossover
—	1 Vote	NASA Releases Images of "planetary Defense Test" as Spacecraft Crashed Into Him
—	1 Vote	New Study Finds We All Need
—	1 Vote	Photos of HGTV's Christina Hall to Change My Weight, My Face, My Eyebrows... (Robbie Collin/Telegraph)

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