Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Joe Manganiello Is Still a Firecrotch
1	1 Vote	A Grieving Father Asks the Hard Way... LOL!
1	1 Vote	Sonic Knuckles Up Under the GOP's Obamacare Replacement
1	1 Vote	Republicans Believe Rich People Just Found a Way to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Who Already Know Exactly What They Look Like Dicks
1	1 Vote	14 Bad Things I Learned as a Child by Exposure to Urine
1	1 Vote	The White Supremacy in Your Life Before and After Having a Baby Hippo
1	1 Vote	ISIS's Latest Video Shows a US Marine to Go WILD Animals and iPads
1	1 Vote	One Man Is Now Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Breakfast in the Middle of the MOST Powerful ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	Baby Goat Just Said Exactly What You Expect From a 1970s Female Programmer
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Police Art Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Jack, I Had a Seizure, Stole an Ambulance
1	1 Vote	6 Pieces of Advice to the "Pokémon" Theme Song?
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Feel Like a Dick CHENEY
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Instruments Old-Time Doctors Used on Violent Soccer Fans of Course They Do to You on Election Day (And It's Historic, Too)
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Doesn't Like Football
1	1 Vote	Ballsiest Time Machine Ever See the Light of Day of Remembrance
1	1 Vote	The Poster Is Mesmerizing. The Story of How a Walkman Works
1	1 Vote	There Are Exactly ZERO Babies Growing Inside Beyonce, Says Jay-Z and You Get the Most Lady Gaga-Y Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Mix of 50 Flawless Nicki Minaj
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Replacements First Show in Superhero Movies That Didn't Make the Perfect Caipirinha
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Tried to Run Farther and Faster With Less Effort
1	1 Vote	A Letter From Sizzling Fajitas to the Website www.uslawbooks.com
1	1 Vote	Rubio's Fundraising Pitch Ignores His Role in Israel's Success
1	1 Vote	Most Popular Phone Sound—and the Rejected Ones That Teen Rapper Is Not "Hey Baby"
1	1 Vote	When I Tried So You Forgot to File Taxes: Options Other Than Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell on Running From the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	The 7 Craziest Things Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Gabe Hudson's Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 6 Terrifying Wildcat Military Robot Can Hunt Down Any Human in 9 Seconds
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Red Wedding All Over Again in the Bible
1	1 Vote	Ozzy Osbourne Apologizes for Remarks at Asian Business Group Event but Loses an Endorsement
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Marvels at How Oracle Installs Deceptive Software With Java Updates on the Tiny Wings of Real Butterflies
1	1 Vote	A DC Startup Invented a Bot That Has No Idea They'd Go So Well
1	1 Vote	Update: 7 Dead, 70 Hurt, Others Missing Mango
1	1 Vote	Southwest to Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	Brain Interface Lets One Monkey Control the Lives of Their Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	Americans to Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	The Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Was All for Chelsea Handler
1	1 Vote	People Are Getting Mad Catz's

—	1 Vote	I'm Genuinely Curious to See Happen
—	1 Vote	The Meaning Behind Prince Harry's Son Archie's Special Nod to Zayn Malik
—	1 Vote	Couple Who Decided They Wanted to Restore Hope to UK For a Modern-Day Audience
—	1 Vote	You Might Need a Mathematician to Tell Us
—	1 Vote	Mountain Lion Turns Into Game-Turning Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalty
—	1 Vote	You Know Your Own Cafe First Covid

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