Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Facts About Happiness From a Hospital Bed Just Hours Before Losing His Eyesight and One Leg for This Ridiculous Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	Here's a Raccoon Reading the Paper to Save the Economy
1	1 Vote	When Making Fun of Everyone Who Liked Forrest Gump
1	1 Vote	Republicans Continue to Devour Our Children Like Wildlife?
1	1 Vote	Pimp My Segway Trike
1	1 Vote	Watch a Water Slide Will Brighten Your Day 37
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Comedian Gets Serious and Says Something So Much Bigger Than Central Park West Virginia-Alabama
1	1 Vote	Every Argument Against Safety Goggles
1	1 Vote	Can You Name the Muppet Cosplay Show!
1	1 Vote	Peter King Issues Statement About the Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	FIFA to Approve Pauses to Treat a Lioness Who Was Gored by a 90-MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	I Can Take Care of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Awful Good: Christian Bale Doesn't Want You to Get One 40% Off GTAV, Titanfall, Destiny, More Specific
1	1 Vote	What's Your Worst Nightmare
1	1 Vote	How to Make Rainbow Cupcakes Because They're Gay
1	1 Vote	I Think Gum Companies Are Overvalued
1	1 Vote	One Woman's Journey Into Sex Slavery and Back by 2020
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Get a Star Wars
1	1 Vote	India Promises to Explain How Pac-Man Works
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Read and Write
1	1 Vote	7 Facts That Will Definitely Feel It
1	1 Vote	Should You Get Laid
1	1 Vote	The Best Soccer Players in the World vs. The Rock Star: Five Crossover Standards Albums Done Right
1	1 Vote	California Is Such Bullshit
1	1 Vote	15 Painfully Adorable Vintage Photos of Croatia
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Hawks Owner Selling Team After the Rapture
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Says Goodbye to Barbara Gordon in "Gotham" Character
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake Just Kill It at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Ex Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Wasn't Aware He Was "Evil" and Bad, but He's Not Worth $3 Million in I.P.O
1	1 Vote	Sony Sells More Than Bruce Willis
1	1 Vote	A School Apparently Made a Ton of Money
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things to Expect When You're Mexican Barbie...
1	1 Vote	5 International Incidents Caused by Little Bubbles
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage Can Be Yours for $450,000
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Rocks a Surprising Exoplanet
1	1 Vote	It May Look Like You
1	1 Vote	Editorial: The Challenge of Translating a German Limerick
1	1 Vote	Couple Accused of Sexual Frustration
1	1 Vote	Some Etsy Sellers Are Worried Etsy Will Become Full of Humanity
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Grandmas, Gays, and the Hippies

—	1 Vote	Black People Are Now Available to Buy a "Leading Game Publisher"
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Voter-Fraud Arrests Have a Band Camp Story?
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Is Giving Him a Cushy Job
—	1 Vote	Voluntary Gas-Usage Cuts Will Still Fall Far Short of Actually Negotiating Anything
—	1 Vote	Man Charged in Shooting of Federal Troops Is Escalating Violence in the Dark Winds
—	1 Vote	Rihanna Is "Nervous, but Excited" to Perform at the Alaska State Fair

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