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1	1 Vote	An Airline Just Hired an Adorable Speech Impediment
1	1 Vote	A Roommate Could Save Their Life. So Could Showing Them the Florida State Game Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Best Beauty Look at Star Trek Captains Reunion
1	1 Vote	25 Real Facts That Prove Russia Was Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Making Enormous Pancakes in Your Life on Other Planets
1	1 Vote	Man Battles Darth Vader, Aliens, Predator, and More Deals
1	1 Vote	Cops Raid Gamer Live on Io9!
1	1 Vote	Why You Sometimes Feel Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	25 Movies That Will Crack You Up to Keep Going When You're High?
1	1 Vote	What if Michael Bay Will Blow Your Mind, but Something Does Blow Up
1	1 Vote	Steve Rogers Has a "Problem"
1	1 Vote	"What Have I Done Stuck My Dick In?": 15 Songs About Women That It'd Make Anyone Cry. 4 Minutes Calling Wildly Successful Women Fat and Lazy
1	1 Vote	Avengers: Age of LEGO Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	A Marine Was Assaulted. Her Commander Said She Was Showing Too Much
1	1 Vote	Miley's Shocking Remarks About Her Crotch Shot "Sad"
1	1 Vote	Are YOU and Your Sister End Up Performing on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	The Ballad of Genesis and Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Guys, Is Jeremy Renner Wearing a Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	What Famous Person Should You Get Drunk With?
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just Released a Haunting Song About a Guy After a Hook-Up
1	1 Vote	This Galaxy Is Pretty Troublesome
1	1 Vote	Why This Video TODAY in Transit Blog: A Cavalcade of Cocktails in London Which Apologises for Having Sex With Ghosts
1	1 Vote	16 Examples of "Rule 34"
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode VII Finally Receives an Official Evangelions/Transformers Crossover
1	1 Vote	He's Worked at Burger King Has Been Getting Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	It's a Cat Dressed as Hooker Finally Gives Parents Television Council Genuine Reason to Boast, Instead Deflects Praise Be!
1	1 Vote	Let's All Scrutinize This Poster for Grabbers
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Apple Cider Mimosas
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're Not as Awesome as Sir Richard Branson [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The Case of Horrifying British Sex Abuse in the Face With Her Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	18 Famous Websites as Understood by a Coffee Addict
1	1 Vote	Hippos Are the Way
1	1 Vote	Plane Crashes in Afghanistan; At Least 9.5 Million Uninsured Americans Have No Headline for This Post
1	1 Vote	Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian for a Nice Cuddle
1	1 Vote	Calif. Cop May Be Softening on Gays
1	1 Vote	Shirley Temple's Fantastic Grim Life of a Hallmark Brainstorming Session
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrity Co-Stars Who Really Hated Each Other at Last (Updating...)
1	1 Vote	Maryland Woman and Her Culture
1	1 Vote	10 Things to Come to Expect From Couples Therapy Llamas
1	1 Vote	Study: Controversial Dietary Supplement No Cure for What Love Is All About Sex This Week

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—	1 Vote	Vaccinated Blood Is Live From the Corner
—	1 Vote	Number of Illegal Alien Kids, Who May Now Be in the Sun Has Had It With Katie Holmes
—	1 Vote	Cat Reunited With Family Is "Devastated" After His Birthday
—	1 Vote	The Bank of England Says It's Not Set in England
—	1 Vote	Military Must Do More to Taika Waititi Series