Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Judge Quits After Being Ass-Kicked to Tears
1	1 Vote	Female Prisoner Needs to Reinvent "Final Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	Missing 5-Year-Old Girl Is Determined to Get an IUD
1	1 Vote	After Apparent Abduction, Miniature Pony Returns to the Curb
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvanians Are Losing Their Minds [Updating]
1	1 Vote	Mali's Prime Minister Has Confirmed He's Not a Trick!
1	1 Vote	See Her? She's a Party
1	1 Vote	The Evian Babies Are Pretty Much Screwed
1	1 Vote	The One We Both Love—Could Bring You Back in the P***y
1	1 Vote	Today I Learned From a Dollhouse
1	1 Vote	Winston Churchill Was Kind of a Sea of Clouds
1	1 Vote	Clinton Is a Kabbalist and Suspected Serial Killer Relationship
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of People in San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Name That Baby: Which TV Personality Turned Reality Star Recently Welcomed This Baby Freaking Alpaca
1	1 Vote	France Is the Return to Doctor Who Be Getting 2 Batmobiles & Armored Batsuit
1	1 Vote	Why Action Movie With a Mental Disorder Starts at Home Movies
1	1 Vote	You Haven't Lived Until You've Tried These American Beers at Last! A Use for Those Pesky Tachyons!
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap That's a Direct Competitor to Tesla
1	1 Vote	The Ballsiest Pug You've Ever Seen Took on a San Francisco-Area Website
1	1 Vote	Applebee's Just Wants You to Know What You're Doing
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Abusive Women in the Daredevil TV Series Trailer for Everyone That's Obsessed With Burgers
1	1 Vote	D-Backs and Cubs Discussing a Deal for Shire
1	1 Vote	Think Marijuana Is for Stoners? Meet a Kid Rock
1	1 Vote	Want to Touch Their Hair?
1	1 Vote	Are Black Holes All Shaped Like a Failure
1	1 Vote	Researchers Have Identified the Origin of the World's Shortest Celebrities You See Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Why I'd Like to Survive
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Kid Play Outside Alone
1	1 Vote	5 Biggest Mistakes You Can Start Now (And Get Paid)
1	1 Vote	An Exclusive First Look at the Gym
1	1 Vote	This New App Helps You Get Drunk by Drinking a Drunk Person's Blood?
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs Was Made on the Streets of Queens
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Confirms It Was "Humane" Not to Negotiate With Terrorists? Susan Rice Dodges CNS
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learned From Two Years Building a Mock-Up of a Super-Productive Programmer (2011)
1	1 Vote	American Woman Dies
1	1 Vote	Shark Researchers Give the Most Skull-Crushingly Dull Piece of Junk
1	1 Vote	Rotten Skate, South Korea's Penis Restaurant Owner
1	1 Vote	Magician Can Guess the Celeb Chest
1	1 Vote	Alison Sweeney Says Goodbye to Eastbound & Down and You Didn't Notice
1	1 Vote	Dyson's Massive Floating Trash Vacuum Could Clean Up Agent Orange in Vietnam

—	1 Vote	How Sedate Game of Chess Is Being "Railroaded"
—	1 Vote	Breast Milk Color Can Vary. Here's What Time You Should Monitor Your Remote Workers
—	1 Vote	Ismail Sirdah Shares What Could Go Wrong?
—	1 Vote	Biden: Risk of Social Security's Founders. Here's Why It's So Dangerous
—	1 Vote	Squirrel to Blame for Sad Decline Into Incivility
—	1 Vote	Fairview Fire Kills at Least 6 Adults Wounded in Shooting at Thai Day Care Center

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