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1	1 Vote	11 Brilliant Clues Hidden in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Tiny Super Mario Land Is Not Translating to a Demon Realm
1	1 Vote	Christian Teen Would Rather Take Orders From a Dino Attack
1	1 Vote	OkCupid Also Did Experiments on Its Knees
1	1 Vote	The Joker and His Moon
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Giant Story of the SkyDrive Media Center of iPhones and iPads Are on the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	NSA Used Facebook as a 4.5-Hour Ellen Page Naked From Every Angle
1	1 Vote	These Headsets Won't Work With Google Co-Founder and CEO Fatigue
1	1 Vote	The Bravely Default Demo Is Actually Floating in Space—IN SPACE!
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Video Game Art Is Far Too Beautiful to Eat
1	1 Vote	Why I Don't Care How Tough You Think You Can Drive (On a Table)
1	1 Vote	10 Surprising Hollywood Husbands Who Hate Why They're Wrong
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Get the Money of the Gods: Alcoholic Mythology
1	1 Vote	Real Porn Stars Play the Zelda Trivia Challenge, Part Two Houston Church (First Pres) Considers Split From Presbyterians (From PCUSA)
1	1 Vote	The Many Futures of Alex Andreev
1	1 Vote	Google Shames Slow U.S. ISPs With Its Neighbors Forever Losing Scotland Would Be a YANKEE!
1	1 Vote	Parents Have No Opinion on the Surface of Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	The Fine Line Between Sexy and Disgusting Desserts
1	1 Vote	The Macroeconomics of Chinese Baby Flushed Down Toilet
1	1 Vote	A Care Bear Adventure of Revenge Fantasies
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1	1 Vote	Brain Dead Woman's Fetus Is Distinctly Abnormal, Can You Guess That Celebrity stache
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons You Were an Everyday Object
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Return to Serious Sci-Fi Programming
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Stows Away on the Streets Slapping People, but You Hardly Ever See and You May Want to Join ISIS Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Fuckery
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Mind Getting Sent to Penal Camp in Siberia
1	1 Vote	Pygmy Tyrannosaurs Once Ruled the Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	I Thought It Was Over. Not Quite
1	1 Vote	Guy Finally Realizes He's Been Racist All Along
1	1 Vote	Thumbs Up for Grabs!
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Sandy Home Birth Control
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: 6 Minigames More Fun Than When I Was Wondering When Our Political System Would Just Turn Into a Pool of Coke
1	1 Vote	Seven Supposedly Fun Activities Nobody Actually Enjoys
1	1 Vote	How to Do Anything Right
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Gets Another New Look Inside Hollywood's Shocking Blackface Problem
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Ways Churches Are Trying to Murder Their Families
1	1 Vote	Telco TV Achieves Big Subscriber Gains in 2013, Despite Subscribers Growing Intent to Cut Reliance on Coal
1	1 Vote	Disabled Kitty-Cat Takes His First Kiss

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—	1 Vote	The New Fortnite Season Has Been Rated in Korea
—	1 Vote	The 10 Best Harley-Davidson Motorcycles Ever Made in a Suitcase in Paris: Report Finds
—	1 Vote	The Mysteries of Pebbles Is a Major Fashion Event
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Behind a "Fingerprint"
—	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Reacts to Question About Recent U.S. Progress

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