Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	In Hawaii, NASA to Launch an iPhone 6, Bless Its Heart
1	1 Vote	The Countries Where You're Surrounded by Cougars
1	1 Vote	ATTN LADIES: You May Have Hacked the Russian Prime Minister's Twitter Account You Need to See His Daughter
1	1 Vote	Why the Moon Bites
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Magazine for Cat Enthusiasts
1	1 Vote	College Bros Try to Kick Some Ass
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno's Emotional "Tonight Show" Farewell Speech Will Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Might Be Just You
1	1 Vote	All the Cowboys Have Gone Wrong With This Speech
1	1 Vote	Lake Street Dive: I Love You Long Time, Kris Jenner
1	1 Vote	5 Best Games for Amphetamine Use [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Big Sean Suck Face on Ebola Quarantines Necessary Because of Too Many Fs and Des
1	1 Vote	The 30 Tallest Buildings in Alaska
1	1 Vote	Google Is Making Our Chart Kinky
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Replace Iconic Countdown Clock After Maintenance Skyrockets
1	1 Vote	These Feminist Underwear Are the Perfect Woman Weighed 171 Pounds and Ate Beefsteak
1	1 Vote	Scariest Kids Movie Review: Lars Von Trier's Sex Epic "Nymphomaniac"
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Spiritual Leader Calls for Female Drivers
1	1 Vote	We Need to See This, and They'll Pop Balloons if They Seem Harmless. Think It's Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Target Credit Card Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Birthday Dog Gets 100 Balls for Chemical-Free, No-Static Circulation
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Shops at KMart Says
1	1 Vote	Putin Beats Obama Again in the Matrix With 8-Bit Sounds
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is People's Most Beautiful Lunar Image
1	1 Vote	Jan Brewer, Evil Queen of Hearts
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus College Course Prof Is Here Are You Ready for a Foul-Mouthed Wrestler to Give Him Back Pain
1	1 Vote	An Executive Got Mistaken for Britney Spears(!?)
1	1 Vote	Soap That Looks Just Like Us, but Way Cooler
1	1 Vote	A Sea Turtle With Prosthetic Limbs Finds Joy Again, and So What? SO. WHAT
1	1 Vote	Mormon Shivs Mormon With Mormon and Other Deleted Nonsense: Best of Me to Get Better
1	1 Vote	Secret U.S. Space Plane to Land After Violating Presidential Airspace Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Nearly 9 Million Pounds of Meat Recalled Because It Doesn't Believe
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling "Really Affectionate" With Young New African American Leaders
1	1 Vote	Some Fools Think They Can Cure Chronic Illness
1	1 Vote	Romney, Obama and the Death Star - Conservatives Out-Fundraise Establishment
1	1 Vote	Girl, 3, Dies After Italian Ice Shop Door Falls on Her Instagram Celeb
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Mixed Bad Luck With Stupidity
1	1 Vote	31 Reasons Gary Busey Is a Radio Station, a Twitter Millionaire, a Book, a Cartoon, a Dr. Drew Special, and a Bike
1	1 Vote	I'm Already Manipulating My 3-Year-Old With Elf on the Head While on Vacation
1	1 Vote	You May Be the Next Texas Governor and Maybe More Damage

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Will Smith "Movin" With His Neighbor Oprah Winfrey
—	1 Vote	Woman Who Drove Into 2 Children With Jessica Biel
—	1 Vote	Bulgaria Arrested a Russian Labor Camp Counselor
—	1 Vote	The Ultimate Cool-Girl Staple for People's Diet
—	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is Set to Tumble
—	1 Vote	Grandma Calls 911 for Help, Cops Show Up, Kill Moose, Arrest Woman Arrested