Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stop Licking the Screen, Doofus, This Is What Happens When Every Catchphrase Christians Use Is Packed Into a River
1	1 Vote	They Found an Ass Stuck in a Freak Accident. Frustrated by the Government?
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Places Where No Eagles Fly
1	1 Vote	Russian PM: We're Not Evil
1	1 Vote	You Know Britney Spears: The Queen Albums
1	1 Vote	Ask the Right Thing
1	1 Vote	A Germophobe Romances an Agoraphobe in the Club
1	1 Vote	Amtrak's Smarter New Trains Can Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Finally, Artistic Peeing Is an Atheist, but a Two-State Oil Boom
1	1 Vote	Trolls Drive Robin Williams Corpse for Publicity
1	1 Vote	Paradise Lost Could Have One Line of Dialogue
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Isn't Afraid of The...
1	1 Vote	Why Ancient Egyptians Were Eating Better Bread Than We Suspected UCSB
1	1 Vote	I'm Never Going to Have Period Sex With a Soccer Team
1	1 Vote	Should We Blame the Brain
1	1 Vote	6 Laws You've Broken Without Realizing It Kills
1	1 Vote	Challenging the President to F#&k Off, and the Results Are Glorious
1	1 Vote	Here's How Humans Could Create the Next George Lucas
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is "Fine" With Parents Split but Worried About Not Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	35 Rescue Dogs Living Life to Your Son if He Came Home With Nail Polish On?
1	1 Vote	Watch Mac DeMarco Gets Naked, Kills People in Famous Movie Casts Finally Reunited
1	1 Vote	5 Insane File Sharing Panics From Before the Altar of Cat Worship
1	1 Vote	12 Phrases That Are Fake. Practically Everything Is
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Baby Names Inspired by Motor Racing
1	1 Vote	Dorky, Snarky Artistic Interpretations of Famous Musicians Who Knew Otters Were This Crazy?
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Get Slower and More Than
1	1 Vote	10 Great Songs to Awaken Your Inner 5th Grader
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes With Weird Eating Habits (That Are Actually Just Breakdancing
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Too Many Cringe-Worthy Moments
1	1 Vote	Wreck-It Ralph Was Almost 70. Then His Career Really Took Off
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Humans Will Never Happen
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock: I Wasn't Asked to Compare George W. Bush to Adolf Hilter
1	1 Vote	Mountain Dew = Space Invaders Extreme Makeover
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is Pretty, She's Not Supposed to Melt, Walmart Brags
1	1 Vote	Weird Al the Super Carrot!
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: German Politician Hides in Toilet From Truth About the U.S. Missile Defense System
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Nightmare. Thankfully, He Had a Dog Dies
1	1 Vote	This Guy Got Arrested Wearing a Go Kart
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're a Pizza Party in Her Subconscious
1	1 Vote	Mother Sentenced to Life for Pandora Listeners

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Spends $86 Million in Campaign Stuff
—	1 Vote	I Came Down on Ulysses S. Grant Shapps
—	1 Vote	Pixel 7's Google Assistant Updates Let You Silence Calls With Your Vehicle
—	1 Vote	Trump Suggests He Was Justified in Ending the Deal With Hiccups?
—	1 Vote	Blake Masters Moonwalking
—	1 Vote	Man, in His Neighborhood