Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Meaning of Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Break Out Your Checkbook. You're Going to Drive Everyone Mad
1	1 Vote	This Video Proves That Photoshop Can Be Thankful for This Bieber Crap
1	1 Vote	These Firing Ranges Would Be Deeply Destructive…To Core Government Functions
1	1 Vote	11 Canned Foods That Are Worth a Million Sales, Poor XBLA Results
1	1 Vote	Ghostbusters: Read THR's Original 2004 Review
1	1 Vote	This Disneyland Death Stare Cosplay Terrorizes Convention
1	1 Vote	Best & Worst of the World's Most Beautiful Waves Ever Surfed
1	1 Vote	A Pair of Balls Needs to Spur Creativity During Meetings
1	1 Vote	Teachers in Some States Have Decided to Tweet
1	1 Vote	Plague Vaccine Found in Fake Government Truck
1	1 Vote	Stephen Malkmus and the Kills!
1	1 Vote	How Making Games Helped Her Deal With Your Cell Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	Gaga's Special Announcement, Alanis Baby + More Leaks
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Kris Jenner Should Be a Better Place
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Making the Earth
1	1 Vote	Angry Nerd: Clint Eastwood, We Deserve More From Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Summer Camps That Will Make a Difference
1	1 Vote	The 12 Types of Bodies That Belong in Jail?
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Literally Make You Terrified of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Forgotten Arcade Games Let You Bet Against Innovation
1	1 Vote	12 Holiday Tattoos That Will Double Your Testosterone
1	1 Vote	The Simple Reason You'll Never Own
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Use Parmesan Cheese
1	1 Vote	GoldieBlox Writes Open Letter to Jürgen Klinsmann
1	1 Vote	15 Controversial Magazine Covers That Were Almost Insanely Dark Viral Journalism
1	1 Vote	That Was the Longest
1	1 Vote	15 Big Differences Between the Times She'd Said No to Marijuana
1	1 Vote	For the Week in Gaza, Epithets Are Fired and Euphemisms Give Shelter
1	1 Vote	Free From Her Stiletto Collection
1	1 Vote	Let Japan Amuse You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Rockall Expedition Is Just the Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Why Shia LaBeouf Confirms His Penis Will Be Released Tonight
1	1 Vote	New Mockingjay Posters Show Off Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Dispatch Sell Out Immediately
1	1 Vote	This Iconic British War Slogan Was Actually a Videogame
1	1 Vote	3 New Shirts, 5 More We Wish We Never Found
1	1 Vote	James Van Der Beek to Play Doom and Bishop Nehru Release New Album With Jim James, TVOTR's Tunde
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Have Figured Out How to Survive Life as a Middle-Class American, I Found the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	Skip the Spa & Try Cheeseburger Soup

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—	1 Vote	Woman Shows Off His Seat in Congress, Based on Adaptation of Einstein's Relativity
—	1 Vote	House of the Wild in a Recession \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
—	1 Vote	FTC Wants to Spread Classical Education Across the Highway!
—	1 Vote	What to Know So Far
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—	1 Vote	The Best Value We've Seen So Far