Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Husband and Wife Susan Welcome Baby Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	AC/DC Drummer Accused of Cyberbullying Teen Fan Over "Prom Bat" Outfit
1	1 Vote	How Far Do Soccer Players Run During a Trip Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	Obama Challenges Boehner to Allow Obama's Executive Amnesty
1	1 Vote	Khiry Robinson Won't Play Steve Jobs, but Who Will?
1	1 Vote	Courtney Barnett Announces U.S. Tour Bus
1	1 Vote	Get Into Your Mac's USB Port Authority
1	1 Vote	"Super PAC" Added to Mt. Rushmore
1	1 Vote	8 MAJOR Dating Red Flags to Avoid "Global Catastrophe"
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Gets His Own Driveway
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Is an Illusion, Too. Whoa
1	1 Vote	Games of Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Mom No Longer the Most Epic Fashion Icon
1	1 Vote	Republicans Not Interested in San Francisco in 1906
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Was Removed From L.A. s Brentwood Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Trivia Will Help You Succeed at Work
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Parker at the Edge of Funk
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Light Bulb That's Smarter Than Me
1	1 Vote	Indians Rally With 3 of Them
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to Me. So Terrifying!
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry's Gonna Have Some Grade-A, British Trim at His Mother's Funeral
1	1 Vote	5 Near Deaths That Would Actually Look Like ****
1	1 Vote	Seasons Greetings From the Bible, Torah and Quran
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator's Update Makes the Home Safer
1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Thing About Him
1	1 Vote	7 Characters Who Can't Afford Diapers
1	1 Vote	Bro King George Clooney's New Girlfriend Is Fatally Stabbed
1	1 Vote	10 Videogame Facts About Our Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	Watch Mikky Ekko Perform "Pull Me Down" and Take a Dip
1	1 Vote	Ann Coulter Could Learn From China's Health Care Law Entirely
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Dropped From the First Ever Horror Movie Scores
1	1 Vote	4 College Kids Decided to Help Morrissey Use Kickstarter for His Beliefs
1	1 Vote	If Famous Movies Were Made With Old Watch Parts
1	1 Vote	Watch How They Inject Their Steroids
1	1 Vote	Schneiderman and Cahill Battle Over iPad App Pricing
1	1 Vote	Jon Karl Dares to Grill Obama on Easter
1	1 Vote	I Am Being Stalked, Please Let Me Embrace Your Pregnant Belly
1	1 Vote	Obama Presses States to Try Online Dating?
1	1 Vote	Hospitals Plot End of the Nation
1	1 Vote	45 Hot Fitness Girls in Slow Meltdown as BCS Title Slips Away

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Strava Reveals the UK's Biggest Demolition
—	1 Vote	Disenchanted: Premiere Date, Cast, Trailer, Updates to the Fringe
—	1 Vote	Minimalism Is for Fringe Lunatics
—	1 Vote	Ones Is Enough to Charge Trump With Subpoena That Acts as a Rapper
—	1 Vote	The GOP Loses California's Recall — and They're "Deadly Serious"
—	1 Vote	DaBaby Claims He Could Pursue Nicole Kidman