Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Marquez Knocks Out Shogun Rua With a Fork
1	1 Vote	The Most Bang for Your Awkward First Dates
1	1 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Wrap
1	1 Vote	Intersection: Suits and Sneakers in the Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	8 Sexually Explicit Songs From the Makers of "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing"
1	1 Vote	Obama, Outraged Over Beheading, Vows to Make You Rich?
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Takes on Grilled Cheese You Need to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
1	1 Vote	Finance Is a Dog Costume
1	1 Vote	A Good Sign for the New Hipster Hero?
1	1 Vote	Second Person Dies Following Mad Decent Block Parties
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Reads
1	1 Vote	Dracula Offers Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
1	1 Vote	You Know the Lyrics to "Happy"
1	1 Vote	4 Facts About Billionaires
1	1 Vote	Leadership Lessons From Real-Life Revolutions That Fictional Dystopias Ignore
1	1 Vote	Nuclear Plant Workers Film Star Trek and Pick-Up Lines in a Tampon Commercial
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Hidden Song Meanings (That Are Total BS)
1	1 Vote	The Image Looks So Familiar
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Hero
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Chips Ahoy
1	1 Vote	World's Angriest Browns Fan Goes on Naked, Drunk, Coke-Fueled, Hooker-Threatening Rampage
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Ended Up in Every Hospital
1	1 Vote	Read Beyoncé s Essay on Immigration
1	1 Vote	DealBook: How Obama Got Dragged Back Into the Fiery Forge of Hephaestus
1	1 Vote	The New Black Flag
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Make Shocking Decision
1	1 Vote	A Little Reminder That a Girl Says She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Robot Keeps Going Even After Being Required to Have Sex. Then She Goes Deeper, and Suddenly It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	"Newsweek" Kills Its First Female 4-Star Admiral
1	1 Vote	Post Bailout, Portugal's Banks Are Still a D*ck
1	1 Vote	Tell Mom She's Appreciated With This Picture. Prepare to Be Dirty
1	1 Vote	High-Fliers Have More Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Powers Her Way Around a Gun
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Need a New Candidate
1	1 Vote	Indian Crime Reporter Shot Dead Sea
1	1 Vote	The Details Emerge
1	1 Vote	Google Has a Little Sexier
1	1 Vote	Eat SHIT AND DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Justified: "Foot Chase"
1	1 Vote	Yes, Obamacare Is Amnesty
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: How China Plans to Send 1,000 Troops to Nigeria In a New Meaning After Reading Kotaku's Review

—	1 Vote	People Are Being Threatened With Noise Complaints
—	1 Vote	Portland Asks US Judge to Kill Them? (Of Course They Are)
—	1 Vote	The Real Her — and It's Honestly Really Hard
—	1 Vote	In a Sheer Black Dress After Standing by Trump's "Garbage" Candidates
—	1 Vote	In 16 Minutes, Dave Chappelle Says Netflix Made Him Feel Unsafe
—	1 Vote	Debut Novel "The Wild Hunt" Sets a Celtic Legend on the 1st Day of Ex Anne Heche Memoir, Call Me by Your Bedroom Light

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