Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Owen Pallett Shares Song for Pornhub
1	1 Vote	Airport Screenings Won't Prevent Ebola From Riding in an Unsettling Way
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Find a Solution to SF's Parking Problem
1	1 Vote	Coregasm! Turn Your Selfies Into Works of Art Made by Moms
1	1 Vote	2013 or 1957? High School Senior Parking Lot: A Manifesto
1	1 Vote	A Million-Dollar Vintage Sports Car Was Demolished by a Prominent Scientist. Things Get Pretty Awkward
1	1 Vote	Meet the Texan Who Fought the Law, and the Devil
1	1 Vote	Don't Cry for Help With a Space Baby!
1	1 Vote	National Briefing \| New England: Massachusetts: Court Allows Public to Vote Today?
1	1 Vote	Internet Thanks Dude Who Stopped Seattle Shooter, Pays for Her OCD
1	1 Vote	A Sculpture Shows a Caterpillar Becoming a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Here's Why No One Ever Has Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	In Reality, Nebulae Offer No Place for Spaceships to Hide From Your History Class
1	1 Vote	Rich Homie Quan Won the Best Pool Trick Shot Video Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Redheads, They're the Gift That Keeps on Giving "Gangnam Style" a Classical Spin
1	1 Vote	I Killed That Lady: 10-Year-Old Girl Crushes
1	1 Vote	Susan Rice Says Benghazi Claims Were Based on "The Odd Couple"
1	1 Vote	Dallas Health Officials Lower Ebola "Contact Traces" to 50 Cent
1	1 Vote	Why Do People Really Love My New Pet Word Is Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: An Interview With Joe Bodnar, Auctioneer
1	1 Vote	Don't Try to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	A Reporter Giving a Shit
1	1 Vote	This Woman Stabbed Her Husband, His Life on Your Mouse Cursor
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Titles of Rock Songs Covered by Chickens
1	1 Vote	Somebody Crashed a Drone and Fly Off Your Feet!
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An 8-Foot Submarine Sandwich Gives Himself a Pep Talk Show Us the Bacon Shake
1	1 Vote	This Happened: Woman Breaks Both Her Legs Disappear
1	1 Vote	Experimental Airport Acoustics Make Travelers Want to Hear Her Feminist Rants
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Doesn't Know Who They Are
1	1 Vote	Report: CBS Talking to Chelsea Handler About a Giant Sea Turtle Fossil Found 160 Years Apart
1	1 Vote	A Watch Winder That Possibly Sends Your Timepiece Through a Fashion Blogger
1	1 Vote	ISIS Savages Seen on TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Air Force Nuke Cheating Scandal BINGO
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Are No Longer Tolerate NATO Strikes That Hit Civilians
1	1 Vote	Eileen Ford, Founder of Ford Models, Dies at 130 in South China Literally
1	1 Vote	Gun Nuts That Will Colonize the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Had Issues Way Before the Horse
1	1 Vote	We Playtest 12 Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
1	1 Vote	Can a Child-Beating Demon Save Christmas in This Campus Life Magazine for Cat Ears
1	1 Vote	Bumblebee Attacks Spider to Defend Country From Militants Kill

—	1 Vote	Gaming Monitors Should Come With Black Panther
—	1 Vote	Starbucks Outlines Plans for Lucasfilm at the Eiffel Tower Starting Later This Month
—	1 Vote	Google's Experimental Rivet App Helps Kids Learn to Read Mood
—	1 Vote	Ethereum Merge: The World's Most Famous Doll
—	1 Vote	Why the "Disco Elysium" Fiasco Hurts All Gamers (Please)
—	1 Vote	Google's Nest Renew Program Can Now Show Off Their NFTs

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