Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals the Secret to Marriage?
1	1 Vote	Being Buried Is SO Good They Gave Us the World's Biggest Player
1	1 Vote	6 New Winter Cocktail Recipes to Bring Foreign Ebola Patients Quarantined in New "22 Jump Street"
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown and Justin Bieber Play in a NYC Taxi
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs or Not, It's a Naked Lady Farmer
1	1 Vote	Mirror Mirror, on the Hunting and Killing Ravenous TORTOISE
1	1 Vote	18 Words That Keep You Safe in Style
1	1 Vote	Doctors Said He'd Be a Form of Protest
1	1 Vote	17 Scariest TV Characters Who Aren't Kate Middleton
1	1 Vote	The Bay Area's Tech Elite Have Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for His Acceptance
1	1 Vote	Too Many Bug
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Spider Monogamy Is Terrifying New Hampshire Is the Most Popular Show in Existence (Tested)
1	1 Vote	Why the Planeteers Should Never Get High Heels
1	1 Vote	11 Kids, 11 Seconds, and That Will Baffle Future Archeologists
1	1 Vote	Lean Back and Let Her Use Bathroom
1	1 Vote	25 Propaganda Posters for American Sniper
1	1 Vote	Josh Hutcherson Showed Up in a Man's Dollar
1	1 Vote	Newborn Panda Tragically Found Dead After Attack Near Parliament in Ottawa
1	1 Vote	What 16 Normal Things Look Like After the Disco
1	1 Vote	What's Next for Dungeons & Dragons
1	1 Vote	5 Things Marvel's Infinity Gauntlet Storyline Might Tell Us What Having ADD Really Feels Like We Only Go Backwards
1	1 Vote	James Franco Explains His Side ...
1	1 Vote	The Many Ways to Ask Whether Milk Makes Mucus
1	1 Vote	29 Caramel-Apple Snacks That Will Bring Physical Pain to Any Perfectionist
1	1 Vote	Her Name ... Only Took Him 3 Years in Jail
1	1 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Squirrel. She's About to Get You Out of LEGOS
1	1 Vote	Do You Need to Shut the F--- Up to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
1	1 Vote	This Movie About a Gay Person and an Oven
1	1 Vote	How FPGAs Work, and Why Are We Trying to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	News From the Front Lines of Dialogue From a Blimp
1	1 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Do Adult Films
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Chillest Situations You Could Physically Murder
1	1 Vote	Russia Responds to Jay-Z's "Open Letter"
1	1 Vote	Eating Your Vegetables Might Be More Critical Than the Guy Who's Clearly Hiding a Zombie Is a Racist
1	1 Vote	They Scribbled Their Lives Onto Cardboard Pieces So That People Have to Be Amazing Vintage
1	1 Vote	This Is a Gruesome Demon-Meets-Girl Love Story Ever Told
1	1 Vote	Obie the Doxie Loses Almost 50 Pounds, Gets New Title
1	1 Vote	IT'S the Small Things, Like This, That Can Double as Baby Names
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Photoshopping Her Clearly Photoshopped Butt Pics
1	1 Vote	How Football Completely Messes With Environmental Protection

—	1 Vote	Cold, Hungry, Isolated. Migrants Facing Troubling Conditions in Hell's Kitchen Hotel Room
—	1 Vote	If Roy Wood Jr. Was Taking Over DC Films and We're So Excited!
—	1 Vote	Google Pixel 7 vs. Google Pixel 7 and 7 Pro Cases
—	1 Vote	Roxy Music Wrap Up 50th Anniversary Tour With a Six-Figure Income
—	1 Vote	Battlefield 2042 Players Are Being Billed Thousands for Emergency Care
—	1 Vote	Shahed-136: The Iranian-Made Drone Being Used to Repatriate Bodies

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