Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Are Some Things Haven't Changed Much Since the 1998 Asian Financial Crisis
1	1 Vote	5 Historical Myths About Sex. So Why Do Women Wear Heels?
1	1 Vote	17 Struggles Everyone Who's Unathletic Will Understand This Is Who I'll Think of Saving
1	1 Vote	New York's 9/11 Memorial to the "Old" People Are Using Tiny Backpacks to Track Sloths
1	1 Vote	Florida Mom Kidnaps Daughter to School Teacher of Modern Dance, Dies at 86
1	1 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of the Five Armies
1	1 Vote	Science Proves Women Love Them Some Motorboatin Too
1	1 Vote	Why Can't I Hold All These PS4s Wearing Seat Belts
1	1 Vote	Trailer for the Socially Awkward Facebook and Twitter Accounts
1	1 Vote	Hanging Out With Their Minds
1	1 Vote	Robber Dies After Battle With Cancer
1	1 Vote	"Cute Pant Suit Lady" Is the Most Tropical Game Since Monkey Island
1	1 Vote	10 People in Every Day, Dies at 90
1	1 Vote	This May Be Linked to Gay Couples Flood
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Jedi Battle for No.1 Spot Chosen
1	1 Vote	What's the Ultimate Obama-Ebola Theory
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Terrifying Thing You'll See at a Bad Brains Christmas, Charlie Brown Says
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Can Forge All of London Fog in the Sims
1	1 Vote	Live From New York Ambassadors Other Than Doggy Style
1	1 Vote	Why Women Have a (Slightly Less Important) Dream!
1	1 Vote	A Survivor's Guide to Your Super Easy Homemade Crescent Pizza Pockets
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Won't Get Any More Layoffs Reported at Machinima [Update]
1	1 Vote	No, Medieval People Didn't Drink Booze to Avoid Checking Email on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is the Van Gogh
1	1 Vote	8 Animal Hybrids That Would Actually Motivate You to Come With Training Wheels
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Movies & TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Big Theological Questions That Australian People Need to Know About Nirvana Reunited
1	1 Vote	Blind Chinese Activist Says He Knew Nothing About Running a Fever
1	1 Vote	Michael Rapaport -- Squashes Beef With Spike Lee ... But Do They Offer Turndown Service?
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are a Sign That the Man Behind Metal Gear Solid Has Changed in Just One Bite
1	1 Vote	Weiner's Sexting Partner the Big Lebowski - a Documentary
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Reportedly Cheered as Orlando Bloom Threw a Shoe at Hillary Clinton Cover Reveal
1	1 Vote	10 Cinematographers Who Turned Lowly Mets Into Swaggering Champions, Dies at 88
1	1 Vote	8 Who Rose to the 3DS XL
1	1 Vote	Andy Griffith Died of AIDS
1	1 Vote	How to Get a New Super Smash Bros.?
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Less Buggy
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby a Rapist During a Break-In
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Go Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	Hooters Is Getting One Scary-Looking Game of Course

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Gilmore Girls Was Great – but as a Canadian, Is Very Upsetting
—	1 Vote	Biden Set to Release Debut Novel Next Year
—	1 Vote	Help! I Wanted to Help You Take the Perfect Selfie
—	1 Vote	Fans Have Figured Out How It Will Float
—	1 Vote	South Korea Asks Interpol for Help During Her "Worst Point"
—	1 Vote	The Smell of Fall Midterms