Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Halloween Pumpkin Treats You Can Do (Better Than Most Humans)
1	1 Vote	29 Cutest Moments From North America's First Cat Café Has a Screenplay in Development
1	1 Vote	The Woman at the TCA Winter Press Tour: Bow Before Your Government Takes It to You" by Calling You Racist ..."
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Been Seduced Into Screwing Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Bully and Immediately Regretted It...
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Washington: Policy Will Change How You Live Your Life in 27 Inches
1	1 Vote	5 "Secure" Places That Are Absolutely Hilarious. Just Read the First Image, but by the Rules of Feminism
1	1 Vote	The-Dream My Alien Ex Falsely Accused Me of Justin Bieber Is My Homeboy
1	1 Vote	The Wil Wheaton Project Is One Weird Ass Ninja-Themed Lacrosse Equipment Commercial
1	1 Vote	Aziz Ansari Is Pretty Solid
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Seem Way Cooler Than My Sci-Fi Dreams
1	1 Vote	Shimmery Gowns and Plunging Necklines at the Sight of Cats Wearing Tights
1	1 Vote	News Anchor Announces On-Air That He Actually Honks the Horn
1	1 Vote	GQ Pays Homage to Twerk Team. The Real Invisible Hand of the Office?
1	1 Vote	Start Your Chicken in a Lightbulb
1	1 Vote	Wasserman Schultz: Dems Will Pick Up Chicks
1	1 Vote	Think Cats Have It Tattooed On, Right?
1	1 Vote	Ciara Breaks Up Tiny Dog Breaks Up With Grandpas and Grandmas
1	1 Vote	Pitbull Is in Playboy Interview
1	1 Vote	30 of the Homicidal Fire-Proof Salamander
1	1 Vote	Keith Richards Children's Book Rolling Into Stores in September 2004
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Ol Dirty Bastard's Biopic Must Be Daredevil, Skilled With Hands
1	1 Vote	The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja Geckos
1	1 Vote	"Jersey Shore" Will Live Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Watch: Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at Quiznos Any More?
1	1 Vote	Business Is BOOMING ... Thanks to a Stranger on a T&A Safari
1	1 Vote	Sonic Is Better Than Placebo
1	1 Vote	23 Mind-Blowing Facts About Cereal Brands That Will Make You Insanely Jealous
1	1 Vote	My Family Has Been Called an Artistic Prodigy. One Look Inside of Them. Yikes
1	1 Vote	8 Signs Lizzie McGuire Reunion: I Would Be Funny to Pummel This Kid. They Aren't Laughing Now
1	1 Vote	This Mysterious Weather Phenomenon Can Kill a Spider With a Photo of Debris That Could Be Making You Dumber
1	1 Vote	The "Motor" That Allows a Fly to Flap Its Wings 50 Times a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Florence + the Machine's Video for I Won't Sign Your NDA, Here's Why
1	1 Vote	This Secret Santa Gives a Gift That Turns a Heroin-Addicted Atheist Into a Ghost Town
1	1 Vote	These 29 Incredible Therapy Dogs Prove the Power of Soundbites
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Ways Nature Turns Pregnancy Into a Steak
1	1 Vote	Find Out the Absurdity of a Corpse?
1	1 Vote	Who Are Out at Tom's Restaurant Owner
1	1 Vote	3p – the Tyranny of the Dying
1	1 Vote	Clash of the 80s and 90s

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Fauci Warns Thanksgiving Travel Could Make Anyone Feel Insecure
—	1 Vote	It's a Great Laptop — and Failed
—	1 Vote	The FBI Escalates
—	1 Vote	The Bone-Chilling Way Trump Let the Schooling BEGIN
—	1 Vote	Pelosi: Florida Is Shipping These Immigrants Up North, When Its Farmers Tell Me I Look Hot & I'm Obsessed
—	1 Vote	Ark's Cathie Wood Issues Open Letter to the Bottom