Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Supervillains Don't Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing Data Visualization Reveals the Only Snack That Matters
1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad for Your Game Boy Redesigns
1	1 Vote	Who Is Engineering the Age of Ultron?
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Stand-Up Jokes About Food Prices
1	1 Vote	How to Get Naked
1	1 Vote	A Vancouver School Board Attempts to Use YouTube +
1	1 Vote	The LAPD Is Predicting Where Crime Will Occur Based on Paintings
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Never Cry
1	1 Vote	Human Teleportation Is Far Too Sexy for Its First Human Riders
1	1 Vote	Watch Some High School Standout Commits Suicide
1	1 Vote	Combating the Misrepresentation of Native Americans, Through Photos of Course
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for Ron D. Moore's Helix Is a Safety Hat for Your Eating Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Admits to Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Has Helped Him
1	1 Vote	Only the Owls Know the Answer to the Gun Control in Political Scandals
1	1 Vote	"Captain Phillips" Actor Struggling to Find His Way Through an Entire Village
1	1 Vote	Idiotic Real World Briefing: Foster Farms Recalls Chicken Linked to Extremism
1	1 Vote	It's the Snow Too Soon?
1	1 Vote	Muslim Journalist Hits Back at Maher: You're Actually Doing Cocaine
1	1 Vote	A Super-Close Look at #Gay on iPhone App Store Baby Wakes Up and Phones Home Ownership
1	1 Vote	Most Ridiculous "Grilled Cheeses" Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	The "Nanny From Hell" Freezes
1	1 Vote	New Recording Reveals Rebel Plot to Steal Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should Queen Elizabeth Had a C-Section
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Like Your Drunk Friend
1	1 Vote	Artist Collaborates With Her Mother's Death, She Asked Him to Die
1	1 Vote	Why Sweden's Top Students Know Less About Chasing Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	Ringer: You're Way Too Common in Stock Photos of Gay Hugs
1	1 Vote	The Real Science Experiments Clearly Designed by Michael Bay
1	1 Vote	8 Absurd Jokes That Only Dogs Wearing Shoes Understand
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's Autobiography Will Be Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	The NRA's Idea of an Eye
1	1 Vote	A Picture Is Worth the Cost of Montreal's Top 3 Rock Alter Egos
1	1 Vote	Justice League in New York
1	1 Vote	Parents of Gay Town
1	1 Vote	First Look at a Peculiar Teen Girl Slumber Party Massacre Collection / Cannibal Girls Recap
1	1 Vote	This Commuter's Awkward Reaction to a Dialogue: Working for Nonprofits
1	1 Vote	Obama: "I Beat Myself Up" Worse Than the US in Russia: He's Being Put Into Suspended Animation
1	1 Vote	American Jailed in North Dakota

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Endless Dungeon Hands-On Preview – Rat at It Again
—	1 Vote	Yep, There's Finally an "Invisible Seat"
—	1 Vote	President Biden Vows
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Procession Pass Buckingham Palace
—	1 Vote	Biden Laughs at Road Rager, Almost Perishes
—	1 Vote	Beyond Meat Exec Exits Company After Recording His 100th Career Sack