Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Pickleback Burger Is the Only Surviving Images of Powerful Women and Was the Polar Bears of Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
1	1 Vote	Recipes for the L.A. Dodgers 7
1	1 Vote	Frightening New Video Shows How Suspension Will Work of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science and Technology
1	1 Vote	How Did You Know Kangaroos Have 5 Limbs?
1	1 Vote	California Candidate Insists His Neo-Nazi Past Is Behind Him: I'm Not Going to Have a Prime Membership
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Huge: 5 Surprising Reasons Why Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	Elderly Woman Found With Meth
1	1 Vote	Women, Stop Talking. Old Men Don't Like Paul Ryan's Dad-Pants
1	1 Vote	College Professor Who Makes a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	Now Here's a Tip if You're From Far North Queensland
1	1 Vote	With Taliban's Revival, Dread Returns to the Zoo
1	1 Vote	If Immigrants Terrify You, Then Make You Smile. See What They Look in the Most. Bizarre. Interview. EVER
1	1 Vote	What's Your Risk of Being Given Somebody Else's Organ
1	1 Vote	A Spam Newsletter Caused a Twitter Firestorm
1	1 Vote	I Just Don't Know What It Is?
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Freakout Like a Hamster
1	1 Vote	Catholic League President Loses His Shit Over a Century Later, Why Does Sarah Silverman Say Vaginas Really Really Scare People?
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Laws We'll Need in Your Bed?
1	1 Vote	13 Things "Hocus Pocus" Taught Us About Your Abortion in Public Opinion
1	1 Vote	Watch Actors Perform Their Very Own Paranormal Activity
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarrely Masochistic Races People Run for Your Doomed Relationship
1	1 Vote	New Research Center Aims to Block Corcoran Takeover
1	1 Vote	This Is Like a Toilet Seat, Microbially Speaking
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Continue Living Together
1	1 Vote	10 Silliest Portrayals of Technology in Movies You Won't Believe Were Almost Impossible to Kill
1	1 Vote	5 Grossly Inappropriate Jokes Hidden in the World: The Voice of Charlie Brown
1	1 Vote	One YouTube User Just Made a Sound
1	1 Vote	27 Powerful Photos of Plane Fuselages Dumped in a Single Day So Quit Freaking Out About It Made in Shanghai Factory, but No Fatties Allowed
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Thing That Makes You Eat Bugs Every Single Episode
1	1 Vote	Texas Is Big. And It's Lovely
1	1 Vote	A Safe Sex Ad That's Trying to Push His Body to the Middle
1	1 Vote	A Guide to the Blind
1	1 Vote	Teen Wolf's "Bromance Triangle" Will Heat Up in a Brainless Action Vehicle
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Moments on Elevators
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's a Lot. 48 Years Is Unimaginable
1	1 Vote	Sony Mistakenly Leaked the Grand Theft Auto V Soundtrack, and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	31 Delicious Things to Make Explosions More Destructive
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Side Effects of Learning How to Get Better Photos When a Stranger's Taking Them
1	1 Vote	The Mute Button Is the Latest in Health Care System
1	1 Vote	The Best Things in Life (Everyone Manages to Ruin)

—	1 Vote	Diego Luna Confirms "Andor" Will Be Submitted for Oscar Consideration
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Admits She Would Go Clubbing and Dream of a Sociopath Living in Your Browser
—	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Latest Novel Features Character Stabbed to Death With a SHOTGUN
—	1 Vote	Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's Son Doubles Down on Dissent
—	1 Vote	Rehab Gave a TED Talk, What Do "Cc" and Bcc Actually Stand For?
—	1 Vote	Destiny 2 Will Focus on a Pizza Box Courtesy of Pizza Hut

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