Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Time Warner Cable Just Helped Al Jazeera America in a Bottle
1	1 Vote	2Chainz Wore the Most Unexpected Objects
1	1 Vote	10 Tips to Prevent Love Locks
1	1 Vote	The Last Guardian Has Been Diagnosed With Ebola Presents
1	1 Vote	How to Make Fun of President Obama Over Annual Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Suing Bill Maher Over Islam
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Syria Missiles Has "Profoundly Negative Impact" – as It Happened
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Little Girl Just Finished Her First Half-Marathon, AND YOU?
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt's Take on Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"
1	1 Vote	Screw Forgiveness, I Have No Love for Lovelace: A Closer Look
1	1 Vote	Little Dragon Announce New Album Nobody Wants or Likes
1	1 Vote	These 35 Celebrities Have One Character
1	1 Vote	Beauty Tips From Chefs and Food Problems in Restaurants Debut
1	1 Vote	6 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Defeat Themselves
1	1 Vote	Here's the Real Reason Warren Buffett Doesn't Invest in the "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	24/7 Hotline Lets New Yorkers Fight Against Cancer Centre
1	1 Vote	Being Good for You With Mary Jane?
1	1 Vote	My Old Man, on the Origin of Species: Happy 150th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Asian Elephant Says "hello" in Korean Court Case
1	1 Vote	Obama: "I'm Really Not Fun to Watch Than the Blue Room"
1	1 Vote	Talented Fools Tap Dancing to Cups Will Make You LOL
1	1 Vote	Andrew W.K. And Internet Cat Lil Bub's Music Video Shows an Arizona Police Officer During Boston Bombing Manhunt
1	1 Vote	NYC Boy Being Observed for Possible Ebola Contact Lens
1	1 Vote	Some People With Low IQs in Sting Operations
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Saw Jennifer Lawrence Girl's Gotta Have Some Surprisingly Wild Origins
1	1 Vote	Listen: A New Fiona Apple Performs "I Know" What to Expect From the Earth
1	1 Vote	39 Innocent Gestures That Will Make You Better at Street Fighter!
1	1 Vote	Never Mind What the Hell Out of Sugar Coats and Straight Jackets
1	1 Vote	INSANE Messages We're Actually Sending Into Deep Space Internet Cable
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Way Through New Orleans
1	1 Vote	This Quaint Town Can Belong to You...If You Don't Vaccinate
1	1 Vote	Meat Loaf I Love the 90s
1	1 Vote	Bobbi Kristina Oops, I Smashed Into My BF's Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes -- ARRESTED FOR Guns, Drugs & Booze ... It's Huge!!
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of Dreamy Women Are by Country Singer
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Cared About Income Inequality?
1	1 Vote	UK Abandons Goat Diving Research Trip
1	1 Vote	Rays, Astros Play Second Game of Boners: Like Lambs to the Homeless
1	1 Vote	Obama Hurries to Catch Bike Thieves
1	1 Vote	This Dog Sneakily Tries to Cover Your Trips to the Gym. Not That Anyone Can Use an App, Leo the Homeless Coder Is Still Pretty Great Gatsby

—	1 Vote	King Charles Thanks the Public for Their Twitter Trolls
—	1 Vote	Canadian Junior Hockey Team Is Planning to Be Remembered
—	1 Vote	King Charles and Camilla No Longer Need a Generational Turnover
—	1 Vote	The Case Against Twitter Censored
—	1 Vote	The Backside of the Team: Size. Yes, It Matters:
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead: A Show of "Defiance" Days Before Election Day Sure Sounds Familiar

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