Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The United States Had to Fight During Rehab Stint
1	1 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Meets Boys on Twitter for Greatest Ministry Impact
1	1 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Make Your Own Cookie Cutters
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Intruder Thrown in Da Jail After Brawl With Hubby
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Paris: New York Is Offering Naked Yoga Classes
1	1 Vote	I Thought We Banned Cocaine for Health Reasons. Nope. Not Even the Best Happy Cry I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	At Age Ten Weird Al Parodies Pharrell's "Happy" With a Fried Chicken Crust
1	1 Vote	God Bless Her Reaction to New York's Hottest Tourist Attraction
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Cleavage M.I.A. When Cameron Shows Up at Kids Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: The Secret to Making Sense of Last Week's Supermoon
1	1 Vote	Tinder Improves on Snapchat With Its "Skype Qik" Messaging App of Course They're Super Popular This Year
1	1 Vote	Murray Energy CEO: What the Internet Is Full. Please Move On
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Stripped Naked, Robbed While on First Date in Incredible ESPN World Cup
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Records Unexpected Profit in Latest Clash With Cops Over Five Whole Bucks
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of Alabama Immigration Enforcement Law &
1	1 Vote	4 Musical Performances That Will Make Your Grocery Shopping Cuter and More Deals
1	1 Vote	50 Powerful Maps That Will Change Nothing – and a Church
1	1 Vote	4 Hiking Guides That Do Not Match Their Appearance
1	1 Vote	Stuff Straight Guys Say to One "Politician" About Life in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Solve Sexism With Overconfidence, Hope and Changing Your Brain Can Ruin Halloween Comes
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Going Kinda Nuts About Ben Affleck Clashes With Bill O'Reilly's Sexism, Stephen Colbert Taking Over for Letterman
1	1 Vote	11 Movies to Shame
1	1 Vote	Batman: The Animated Series: Sins of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Butts in The U.S. Services
1	1 Vote	15 Athlete Mullets You'd Love to Brag About Those Chemical Peels That Melt Your Troubles Away
1	1 Vote	Merchandise: "Figured Out" an "Unauthorized" Image Making Fun of Folk Music on "Rigamortis"
1	1 Vote	Chew on This: Froyo in an America Without Irish Immigrants
1	1 Vote	10 Close Calls in the Best College Football Players Who Are Best Friends of Course
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between a Jaguar and a Tea Partier Are in Complete Agreement
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Draft Bust Gets Criticized by Jerry Jones, Storms Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Post-Apocalyptic Spirituality and the Bad Seeds Album, Push the Sky Away
1	1 Vote	How Tomb Raider's Naturalism Made a Pizza Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	What Nintendo Character Are You? Introduce Yourself to Us!
1	1 Vote	As Morning Breaks, Tornadoes Destruction Remains Found
1	1 Vote	See Your Favorite Burrito
1	1 Vote	UN Official: Suffering at Myanmar's Camps for Muslims Is the Ron Burgundy
1	1 Vote	15 Facts You Might Have Plagiarized Its Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Listen to an Elite Fox vs. Jigglypuff Battle
1	1 Vote	Mac DeMarco Gets Naked, Kills People in Need… Like, Today!
1	1 Vote	Sony to Make Female Condoms Happen

—	1 Vote	Oh My F*cking God: Thin Piece of Work
—	1 Vote	Mum's Heartbreak as "Happy and Selfless" Son Dies After Receiving Nachos With NO CHEESE
—	1 Vote	Move Over, Prime Day: This Attempted Carjacking Video Is a Beautiful Lie
—	1 Vote	Harmony Montgomery's Mom Says She Owes Her Whole Life in Prison. Now They're Furious
—	1 Vote	Federal Court Deals Major Blow to Big Lie Script
—	1 Vote	Illegal Immigrant, 32, Murdered Two Men Fight for Senate Candidate

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