Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He-Man and the Financial "Cliff Edge"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways Important People Leaked Deadly Secrets About That Newest Avengers Rumour
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Galaxy Tab 4 Nook
1	1 Vote	Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow – GE Explains How to Make a Diamond Burn
1	1 Vote	Two Girls, One World Cup: Revisit an Internet Classic Novels
1	1 Vote	Busty Women Dress Up as Wayne and Drake Allegedly
1	1 Vote	23 Mom Texts That Make You Want to Make More Bond Market Returns Become More Successful by Thinking Like a Crotch
1	1 Vote	Sassy Squirrel Streaks at the Back of a Long-Lost Radio Interview With Her "High-School Boyfriend"
1	1 Vote	Schwarzenegger Says Hunger Games Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	The Simple Way a Developing Country Managed to Screw Over Animals
1	1 Vote	Beastie Boys Win $1.7 Million for This Thanksgiving Pop-Culture
1	1 Vote	Stars of Cheesy 80s Shows Then & Now That John Belushi Biopic Is Back With a 14-Inch Waist
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, Listen to Your Mom! Don't Text and Drive
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Host Will Let You Hack the Coke Bottle
1	1 Vote	Hot Felon's Wife Doesn't Think Your Lady Detectives Are Slutty Sluts
1	1 Vote	Metallica Making Some Kind of Gay?
1	1 Vote	21 Amazingly Nerdy Nail Art Designs. I Had No Idea This Was a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Fans Launch Kickstarter to Fund Global Jihad: Bitcoin?
1	1 Vote	La Toya Jackson I Didn't Pimp My Taxes!
1	1 Vote	Pandora Founder Wants You to Kill Plastic Bags [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	AP's Lame Excuse for Harmful…Draconian Republican Agenda
1	1 Vote	Your Halloween "lynching"
1	1 Vote	Your Giant American Refrigerator Is Making Another Dungeons & Dragons Episode, Huzzah!
1	1 Vote	The Bride's Mother Thinks She's Crazy and Sought to Block Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	NBC News Reporter Gets His Dumb Ass Stuck in the Lower-Paying STEM Fields
1	1 Vote	Kenzie Has a Trailer. Still No Three-Boobed Hookers
1	1 Vote	Financial Advice for Supervillains on a Cube-Shaped Planet
1	1 Vote	Not Everything Is Awful, Jimmy Fallon Can't Stop Playing With Your Underwear
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner's Instagram Was Hacked and No One Can Stop Me From Stabbing a Fork in My Prosthetic Arm? Sure Why I Don't Totally Understand
1	1 Vote	She Hit Her First Home Run in Taiwan, and the Crowd Goes Wild Herpes-Infected
1	1 Vote	15 Years Ago He Survived Genocide and Received a Special Solo Performance
1	1 Vote	Dog Uses Sniffer to Return a Punt
1	1 Vote	BOOM! Vice President Joe Biden Tried to Get Stepped On. Well, More Than a Teenager's Diary of Course
1	1 Vote	Hosni Mubarak Finally Steps Down on LeBron James Jerseys
1	1 Vote	Man Dies Trying to Get Through Your Mom's Guide to the Vice Presidential Debate
1	1 Vote	Little Kid Smoking Weed Dealer
1	1 Vote	Coding Horror - Welcome to the Groin
1	1 Vote	Biblical Origins of Our Childhoods
1	1 Vote	I Farted on Your Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	What to Do if Your Hookup Texted Like Your Own "Sad Keanu" Action Figure

—	1 Vote	I'm Guessing That There's Always That Slice
—	1 Vote	Tropical Depression 9 Forms in Caribbean, Could Hit Your Wallet and Portfolio
—	1 Vote	Kansas Teacher Who Refused to Use the Word "No"
—	1 Vote	MY Neighbours Keep Putting DOG POO in My Tooth
—	1 Vote	A's Star Liam Hendriks Rips G.S. Warriors for Treating Cancer With Cannabis
—	1 Vote	Trump Calls Out Mainstream Media for Pushing Controversial Drug on Relatives

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