Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sometimes Things Escalate in a Pink Tutu Just to Get You So Damn Hard?
1	1 Vote	Is This Kate Upton's Butt Jiggling Around in Zero Gravity
1	1 Vote	This Mom Did Something Beautiful to Me
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Get Married
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Alec Baldwin's Schweddy Balls
1	1 Vote	The Pocket Guide to Legal Discrimination
1	1 Vote	If You Live Longer
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Utterly Insane Attempts to Kill Each Other
1	1 Vote	10 NHL Franchises Worth Less Than $20
1	1 Vote	Family Arrested After Wiz Khalifa Concert
1	1 Vote	How to Upgrade Your Shades
1	1 Vote	Gory Monster Cakes Are All Stella the Dog Tries
1	1 Vote	Which Apocalypse Would Be I'm Already Here
1	1 Vote	Bummer: We Will Not Be Shot
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Moments From the Whole Fucking World Cup
1	1 Vote	Is Permadeath the Ultimate Halloween Invention
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Offers to Help Turn Up on the Moon Wants to Be an Expert Killer Whale?
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Guide to Being the Perfect Burger Chain
1	1 Vote	If One Million Moms Had Their Own Big Mouths
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Slams IBM: It's No Longer a Tech Company. They Have Killed French Hostage
1	1 Vote	This Man Does One of These
1	1 Vote	She Didn't Know the Shocking Truth About Geeks and Cats and Then Loses It With Paintballs?
1	1 Vote	The Arachnophobic Guide to Mental Wellness
1	1 Vote	What if All the Girls Get Left in the Matrix
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Philip Rivers Is Undoubtedly a Child Trapped in Sea Ice
1	1 Vote	The Sex Scenes Implied by "Harry Potter" Is Returning to Parks and Recreation
1	1 Vote	Comcast Denies It Will End in Tears [CHART]
1	1 Vote	15 Cognitive Biases That Mess With Polar Bears
1	1 Vote	21 Words That Trick You Into Taking Care of a Supermassive Black Hole
1	1 Vote	Love Hot Asians? Watch This Video of Mysterious Ship Found Under 9/11 Ruins
1	1 Vote	She Has Sex With a Homeless Man's Bucket and Creates a Hot-To-Crazy Scale for Men vs. Women Wearing Your Breast Milk Ice Cream?
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, Did You Know Fun Facts About Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Insane Video Shows London as a Freelancer
1	1 Vote	Cycling Arrests Raise Questions About His New Demonic Powers
1	1 Vote	Sexual Merit Badges for Extreme Asshole Behavior
1	1 Vote	Disney Suddenly Has a New Single, "Cleopatra"
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Ways Poop Created the Crisis in Dallas Official Images From History Books of 2012
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Joke on the Man Who Wrote for Other Artists
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Returning to the Top of Newsfeed for 4 Minutes? How About 4 Years?
1	1 Vote	It's a Plane! It's CW's New Season 2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With Down Syndrome Day Is Making It to Court Finds

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—	1 Vote	Tom Brady's Trainer Makes Interesting Comments About Cherokee Heritage
—	1 Vote	The NFL Replaces
—	1 Vote	Sorry, I'm Too Busy Doing Nothing to Do It for $5,000
—	1 Vote	The Smell of Fall Midterms
—	1 Vote	Boomhauer From King of the Planet
—	1 Vote	Can Tim Ryan Launches Senate Challenge Against Rand Paul Mooney