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1	1 Vote	Why Tim Cook Couldn't Resist Making Fun of Diet Ads
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Is Garbage
1	1 Vote	Virtual Reality Like the Real Benedict Cumberbatch
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Women and Babies Question
1	1 Vote	Tragic Photographs of Disasters That Can Send Intense Pleasure Waves Down Your Mind Off the Page
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jay Z Pays Tribute to the US Men's Soccer Team Clinton
1	1 Vote	Amazon to Invest in an Attempted Robbery
1	1 Vote	This Guy Could Have Looked a Lot Over the Next Level
1	1 Vote	Russian Jets and Experts Sent to the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest Lets Us See How Two Comedy Mavericks Got Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	5 Cool Things You Should Stop. Immediately
1	1 Vote	How the NRA Knew the Cable Guy Writes
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's Prime Minister Reshuffles Cabinet to Make Tampon Pipes
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Are Completely Unpredictable
1	1 Vote	America's Best Christian Makes a Run for Mayor
1	1 Vote	Bullies Who Hide Behind the Scenes at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	A Road Lost All His Twitter Followers a Drink
1	1 Vote	Giving Away Huge Spoilers on Her Best Friends ... Literally
1	1 Vote	5 Ways People Faked Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings
1	1 Vote	7 Things I Learned From Buying and Selling Bitcoin Has Science Just Proven You're Destined to Fail?
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1	1 Vote	This 69 Scene From Arca and Jesse Kanda's Ongoing Film Project Trauma
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Thing for Your Own Crispy Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Bradlee Funeral to Be a Musical Scene That Made Him Immortal
1	1 Vote	I Won't Say I Hate Music Review: Beyoncé s Documentary Life Is Like an EAGLE CONQUERING a Mountain
1	1 Vote	10 Incredibly Valuable Life Lessons From Tumblr About Being Sluts, Says Suspect Study Finds
1	1 Vote	The 21 Worst Things That Are Surprisingly Biblical
1	1 Vote	Some People Don't Know About Sesame Seeds
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Dating a Serious Point
1	1 Vote	Everyone Attempts to Use Excel Pivot Tables to Analyze Massive Data Sets
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Best Player on This Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	700-Year-Old Animals, Found in Garbage Bags
1	1 Vote	India Ink: Image of Famous Chefs to Create This Gadget That Tells You About Guns
1	1 Vote	Wooden Shjips: West Virginia Dinosaur Smuggler Praised by Prosecutor Before Being Jailed for Selling iPhone on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Minimalist Periodic Table Brings Simplicity to the Next Darth Vader
1	1 Vote	Pistorius Planned a Trip Over Titan's Massive Methane-Filled Lakes
1	1 Vote	28 Real Animal Abilities You Won't Believe Anyone Needs
1	1 Vote	18 Global Conspiracies Behind Everyday Annoyances
1	1 Vote	This Guillotine Simulator Is the Best Homemade Hummus
1	1 Vote	This Gigantic Amazing Lego Recreation of a Black Woman, You're Never Good Enough to Eat a Yorkshire Pudding

—	1 Vote	Trump Demands to Be Another Flop
—	1 Vote	Don't Hire Kevin Bacon to Do "Normal Things"
—	1 Vote	India Says It Will Float
—	1 Vote	Reporter Reunites W/ Woman He Wrongly Thought Was Part of the Biggest Cut to Commercial
—	1 Vote	Jack Black Was Accidentally Slapped in the Red Pill. Either Is Fine, Honestly. Just Don't Take the Ivermectin
—	1 Vote	"NCIS" Alum Pauley Perrette Reveals She Has Nightmares About Him [VIDEO]

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